Josh Nelson

[Josh Nelson @JnelsonCrew]

Ready to take on the world with my new #chairpack !1

[Josh Nelson @JnelsonCrew]

@joshhart come to our apartment josh we have a couch

[BNO News Live @BNODesk]

Canadian groundhog Fred found dead moments before Groundhog Day event in Quebec

[Dallas Zoo @DallasZoo]

The Zoo is closed today due to a serious situation.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Why is it so hard to make friends as an adult?

[Brailled: Fit Of The Week @BrailledFOTW]

Take notes

[brandon* @brndxix]

MY FITTED SHEET IS COMING OFF NOOOOOOOOOO

[Alex @AlexHoops_]

Somebody said Devin Booker gives off “my dad coaches my AAU team” vibes and that’s gotta be the most accurate description of him I’ve ever heard.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

conservatives never mention what the “extremist values” are. like the “hijacking” is obv untrue but what even would be the extremist values the left pushes if they actually did take over the democratic party? single payer healthcare? free college? labor protections? terrifying.

[James @CaucasianJames]

2 drinks deep at jurassic world forgetting about all my problems

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Taking one hit of a joint and then laying in the fetal position screaming for help for the next 4 hours in celebration of 4/20

[Shanlon Wu @shanlonwu]

Police have killed hundreds of unarmed drivers in the past 5-years at the rate of one a week. "Dozens of encounters appeared to turn on what criminologists describe as officer-created jeopardy" https://t.co/Z20SP7hgAm

[𝔞 𝔦𝔯𝔞 @iradoamor]

"They're laughing at you....."

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

Jokes aside, there's nothing admirable about this. Saying "God is testing me" and "love makes you do crazy things" like 10 minutes after assaulting someone isn't deep or profound. It's unhinged and it's textbook abuser language.

It was, however, hilarious.

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Holy shit Will Smith just knocked out Billie Eilish

[Squimpus @squimpus]

get you a goon who says "uhh i dunno about dis one, boss!"

[Josh Nelson @JnelsonCrew]

@19Dre94 You realize what u just said is actually an argument that is used to disprove your entire main point…

[Josh Nelson @JnelsonCrew]

@19Dre94 The Keystone pipeline IS open. But gas prices mainly fluctuate with crude oil pricing which is near an all time high ($130 per barrel). For perspective in 2020 crude oil was averaging around $35 per barrel. There’s obv more to the issue, but this is sort of the baseline factor.