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[Rekieta Law @RekietaLaw]

People bitching about our very effective negotiation with Iran today seem to forget that Khamenei was a cockbag and the world is better than it was yesterday.

Fuck dictators.

Just like Maduro, Khamenei won't be missed. Rest in pieces, loser.

[Jonny Meat @JonnyBones]

Fighting at the White House? 👀

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Mexico sends ton of fentanyl into our country. Canada has seen a massive increase in fentanyl trafficking across its border. There are three ways of stopping this. The first is ask nicely, which we’ve done. It’s gone nowhere.

Now we’re on to the consequences phase.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Republican Party will use its best efforts to eliminate Daylight Saving Time, which has a small but strong constituency, but shouldn’t! Daylight Saving Time is inconvenient, and very costly to our Nation.

[Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis]

It’s an honor to even be nominated

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

With control of the White House, the Senate, the House, and most of the State governments,

can we finally quit changing the damn clocks twice a year?

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Here we go!

[Glenn Jacobs @GlennJacobsTN]

It was great seeing @realDonaldTrump today!

In 18 days, we're going to Make America Great Again! Please do your part and vote Trump/Vance!
#MAGA

[J @Jnoone10]

@elonmusk @DavidSacks If you hate or disagree with a man that is advocating for free speech you are the problem. He could be a complete douche with his money but instead he uses it to benefit humanity. Just look at his projects. It is all for the betterment of the world. He could be a douche but isn’t

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

No one on their death bed has ever said they wish they spent more time at work

[B/R Wrestling @BRWrestling]

The Undertaker has a special request for @Tyson_Fury ahead of his trilogy fight with Deontay Wilder ⚰️

[J @Jnoone10]

@NESN Nope

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I'd pay infinity dollars to have Rihanna saunter over to Jayz, unzip his pants and blow his dick to the moon in the middle of this speech

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

BEYONCÉ IS THE WORST!!!!! #GRAMMYs

[J @Jnoone10]

@Jnoone10 problems. The rap game is baby powder soft right now and all these new guys starting beef to stay relevant too it's just sad

[J @Jnoone10]

@Jnoone10 some soft shit and even my favorite rapper is guilty of it. Game ain't start talking shit bout Suge till he had all these legal

[J @Jnoone10]

@Jnoone10 Kanye after he gets checked into a mental hospital is some pussy shit and I don't like it even if what he says is the truth that's

[J @Jnoone10]

@YaBoyJOB orders a beefy nacho griller but receives potato wedges,cheese and sour cream in a tortilla. And they want 15/hr for fast food

[J @Jnoone10]

Only one radio station in the old sterling works. Thank god it's 92.9