Joanne Armstrong

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@nypost Just wandering if the conception and birth was achieved through the ‘female’ genitalia or is there a new way of getting pregnant!

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@darrenhayes Been waiting over 20 yrs to see you and just seen you in Oxford tonight. What a show! Truly Madly Deeply was the song we asked for just before our marriage vows. One happy lady x

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@StratfordTC1 On our way home after spending £300 on a hotel to have a day at the long awaited xmas market in Stratford-upon-Avon, due to some snow it’s all been cancelled!
How does countries such as Canada even exist!!!!

[Colin Brazier @ColinBrazierTV]

Nature abhors a vacuum.
If the law won’t intervene, people will.
And, in all likelihood, sooner or later, there will be a serious injury.
What a gross abnegation of the principle of policing by consent.

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@jayblades_ It was brilliant. Thought it was funny that HRH bought his secateurs with him.

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@ElvisSinosic @JohnRuddick2 So funny

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@theJeremyVine @thenotforgotten Lovely to meet you Jeremy. My son Luke and I had a lovely afternoon.

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@DrRanj Why is ‘lockdown’ even mentioned when it comes to the safety of children. This excuse is appalling and needs to stop.

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

“Four pints of craft ale and a scotch egg please”

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@Alanascottish 👍👍

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@bozzy64 @janekin24 👍

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@SwindonCouncil Good for you!!! Time now to lift them altogether.... not just showing your support in a pandemic!

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@SwindonCouncil Show your support by lifting the parking ban at Whiclestowe. I have a friend who works for the NHS who spends most of her nights in PPE looking after the sick only to come home to worry about parking. Shame on you!!!!

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@LoveTinaTurner Private Dancer

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@SIGRoofing Open for Business.... Business as USUAL.... As a frontline nurse you obviously have no idea what someone who has COVID 19 looks like. This virus doesn’t look like a cold or a sniffle this is a killer and it should be taken seriously !! Shame on you SigRoofing!

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@charliehtweets Lol

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@stephenfry Couldn’t think of anyone nicer to have a tattoo of.

[Rachel Prout @ryoungprout]

Therapy dog visited @GWH_NHS ICU today. Good for the staff as well as patients 😊

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

@Eminem 51 year grandmother going to an Eminem concert with my 3 kids costing approx 1000 quid after being ripped off by these booking companies has blown all the other concerts right out the window... awesome!!!

[Joanne Armstrong @Jo16Mar]

Then you realize she still needs a little time... #Topbuzz https://t.co/RkwoysxBMd