Virtual Ball Pit

Just a big ol' pile of balls.

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

To those who are about to boat, we salute you. Here's hoping you return to a world that is largely recognizable as the one you left.

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

Don't let the obvious answer to "Drunk or Boat?" keep you from playing this year.

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

The virtual line forms to the virtual left. Please leave 6 ft of virtual space between yourself and the virtual person in front of you. For your virtual protection, the virtual balls are virtually cleaned between virtual guests. Please limit your virtual visit to 15 virtual mins.

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

@Therajill @scalzi We can be gentle when we need to!

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

@Therajill @scalzi *coughs*

*tries to look smol*

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

Slow news day, huh?

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

We had a virtual ball pit play date but nobody attended because we didn't invite anyone.

[JoCo Cruise @JoCoCruise]

Last chance to win! Tell us the "weirdest" virtual event you've attended during quarantine!

Must be following us & have a U.S. shipping address to enter

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

Stay safe! Avoid us entirely.

No, really. We're disgusting.

[Jennifer Bendery @jbendery]

I love that someone reported on how the pandemic has been catastrophic for the ball-pit industry.

"...[I]t would be pretty embarrassing for someone who contracts the corona­virus to have to admit ... they had been playing in a ball pit during a pandemic." https://t.co/avzXd8MTL3

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

We must regrettably retract this announcement for obvious reasons.

To the individual(s) with the "jococruz" email address, we are not amused at your tomfoolery.

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

GREAT NEWS! We've been informed we get to be on the boat for JoCo Cruise 2021! Looking forward to finally meeting everyone!

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

We're gonna go with a hard no.

[delight to delirium @camannwordsmith]

Oh no.

I had forgotten all about that, and now it's back. THANKS, GAIL

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

"Gather around, children, and I'll tell you of how people used to fill a large space several feet deep with plastic balls, then jump in and swim about."

*gasps*

"Often with complete strangers."

*GASPS*

"And the balls were cleaned just once a day."

*faints*

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

@JoCoCruise Your FACE is customized.

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

@paulandstorm We like the sound of that.

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

@JoCoCruise It's okay. We know how you feel.

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

We have been informed that it is Wednesday, not Tuesday as previously stated. We have hired a forensic psychologist, a phrenologist, and a small dog named Sam to determine what actions we shall take to prevent such an error in the future, and have no further comment at this time.

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

Y'all know what today is!?

It's Tuesday, of course. Happy Tuesday, humans.

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

It really is true.

[Jonathan Coulton @jonathancoulton]

Softest balls in the business (tm).

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

Welcome back, nerds.

[Virtual Ball Pit @JoCoBallPit]

<looks at tweet>
<looks at camera>
<winks>

You know what to do.

[JoCo Cruise @JoCoCruise]

As returning Sea Monkeys know, we have themed days on the cruise, such as formal day, science day, cosplay day, etc. What are some themes you'd like to see in the future?