Joanne Smith

BC double eagle. DC sports fan. Londoner at heart.

[Joanne Smith @JoConSmith]

"This has got to be one of your top life experiences," @chrislsmith723 proclaims, as he rolls me down the cheese aisle of Costco in a cart.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

.@youngchase907 = leader

(🎥: @NFLFilms)

[Joanne Smith @JoConSmith]

@SMiddleton92 OKAY, BIG DAY (p.s. love your moose, Lucy!!)

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

If you're in a state where you have the option to vote early, do that now. The more votes in early, the less likely you're going to see a last minute crunch, both at polling places and in states where mail-in ballots are permitted. Then tell everyone you know.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

[Grace Segers @Grace_Segers]

Me, writing an email:

I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!

[Joanne Smith @JoConSmith]

A nice older gentleman in my apartment’s elevator just asked what my T-shirt says, and I had to say “girls just want to have funds” with a straight face.

So that’s where my Saturday night is starting.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

ME: Please, I beg you, just tell me the ingredients.

RECIPE SITE: Sure!

ME: Thank you.

RECIPE SITE: After I explain WHY I love these ingredients—

ME: *Whispers* No.

RECIPE SITE: —It was a crisp, fall evening, and I, a wide-eyed college student, was studying in Rome.

[Joanne Smith @JoConSmith]

Just had a woman say to me “this is the sisterhood”, as we stood in the fake plant aisle of HomeGoods comparing notes on what indestructible foliage we had each recently managed to kill.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i’m so glad you’re awake. an urgent matter requires your immediate attention. it’s me

[Joanne Smith @JoConSmith]

@TheRealScottyC Full disclosure: I had to google this word. At least I learned exciting new vocabulary with today’s dose of dismay?

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i took a little trip. to the school down the road. and waited very patiently. as the human checked some boxes. to try and change the world

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

If you take that power and vote, something powerful happens. Change happens. Hope happens. And with each new step we take in the direction of fairness, and justice, and equality, and opportunity, hope spreads. Go vote! https://t.co/NKXRGNgbZX

[Joanne Smith @JoConSmith]

A corgi in a fall themed bandana just jumped in my lap as I sat on the bench outside of my office. It’s 8:36am and I have no choice but to accept that the best of today has happened and go home.

[Joanne Smith @JoConSmith]

“We miss you! We’ve noticed you haven’t been coming by as much recently,” begins a real life email I received from my gym this morning. How’s your Tuesday going?

[Joanne Smith @JoConSmith]

The fact that the same people who have spent the last two years refusing to stand up to Donald Trump, a self proclaimed sexual assailant and human cockroach, are currently questioning Dr. Ford’s credibility/character makes me want to put my head through a wall. And then vote.

[Joanne Smith @JoConSmith]

@chrislsmith723 @SMiddleton92 Stop trying to stifle my talent.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Because it’s the Cup. #ALLCAPS #StanleyCup

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Sweet dreams. #ALLCAPS #StanleyCup

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning
This feeling will pass.
This workload will pass.
These people will pass.
But look at you, with the gift of memory.
You can time travel to the good stuff just by closing your eyes & breathing.
Then come right back to now, eyes up for the good stuff ahead.
You magic thing.