JoEllen

I don't know where I am.

[JoEllen @JoEllenB85]

So the song about little Johnny watching his ho ass mama play tonsil hockey with the Jolly perv himself is cool, but I'll be damned if we're gonna discuss those frigid temperatures #2018probs #babyitsoffensiveoutside

[Rissabug @Rissakaybug]

Hey @KeithUrban! You can make a difference for my @CMNHospitals when you #VoteforMiracles! @mercy Children's Hospital in Ohio wins $50k if they get the most votes! Please vote and share so they can win $50k to help kids like Marissa!

[JoEllen @JoEllenB85]

@garthbrooks @NotreDame Literally crying watching this! You are an angel Love you Garth!! #GARTHatND

[JoEllen @JoEllenB85]

#gameday #ohiostate #buckeyes #collegefootball #BigTen #TBDBITL #GoBucks

[JoEllen @JoEllenB85]

I can give you sound, logical, life-saving advise if you ask. Keep in mind, 9 out of 10 times, I can also throw out my own back when I sneeze. #wonderwoman #takeitorleaveit #lifecoachintraining

[JoEllen @JoEllenB85]

I woke up like this

[JoEllen @JoEllenB85]

The man, the myth, the machine @bertkreischer circa 2012

[JoEllen @JoEllenB85]

If hell has a menu, unfrosted Pop Tarts are on it. #gross #SatanStrudels

[JoEllen @JoEllenB85]

@TODAYshow What kind of sociopath puts the milk in first?! I bet #itputsthelotiononitsskin too #creeps

[JoEllen @JoEllenB85]

@PTXofficial @TODAYshow I just love you guys! #SweaterWeather @PTXofficial @TODAYshow

[JoEllen @JoEllenB85]

@JillHimitsu Back at ya! Twitter is weird now. I don't know what to do with my hands

[JoEllen @JoEllenB85]

Being back on Twitter for the first time in 7 years is like coming out of a coma and wishing you could go back in to a coma. #imissednothing #istherestilla140characterlimit #Obama08 #ohshit #firsttweet #wewereonabreak !