Jo Marie

Couldn’t be a waitress cause I always spill the tea ||| @UF Alum | Past @TheAlligator @WUFTNews @WSFLTV 📝📝

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this being universally disliked… feels like a culture shift

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

can’t believe this is only 10 years old. a foundational text

[Jess in the Wild @Jess_inthewild]

Popping a raw pillsbury halloween sugar cookie like it’s a fucking adderall to get me going for chores

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

best part of college gameday is when they go from the 8-year-old-boy-who-has-had-brain-cancer-38-times segment to pat mcafee and his toaster-sized belt buckle having a college kid with fetal alcohol syndrome kick a FG for money they would blow on galaxy gas and coke

[Jo Marie @JoFuller24]

If you’re checking out new areas to buy a home, you can estimate the property taxes based on how many 12ft skeletons you see in yards.

[Jo Marie @JoFuller24]

@Airbnb brought one of Polly Pocket’s iconic compacts to life, complete with rubber clothes in the closet ✨

[Jo Marie @JoFuller24]

Why horses not scared

[sascha @SaschaAmato]

went to the Mongolian rave and nobody knew you

[Jo Marie @JoFuller24]

It’s insane that people still ask why kids don’t play outside anymore

[sam @sam_d_1995]

Parks and Rec was a documentary.

NIMBYism is truly beyond parody.

https://t.co/OWMBgpxNTW

[Jo Marie @JoFuller24]

is it because he can't pronounce tupperware

[4Extra’s good hand @TwinOfTiger]

Who gonna hold his hand and tell him…

[The US Sun @TheSunUS]

Exclusive: @Apple CEO @tim_cook tells The U.S. Sun exactly how he's using the Vision Pro headset every day.

Sean Keach, our Head of Technology and Science, sat down with the Apple chief to talk all things virtual reality.

Watch the full interview here: https://t.co/JfTG3jE15B

[Jo Marie @JoFuller24]

If you still have an empty Taco Bell cup rattling around in your back seat, you may want to pull it out https://t.co/mmGG8iwrIW

[Jo Marie @JoFuller24]

One day the Wordle answer will be Third and I'll get it right on the first try

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

You are currently president

[Jo Marie @JoFuller24]

Can they stay awake that late?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The first Presidential debate is tonight at 9 pm ET in Atlanta.

After a coin flip, Trump gets the final word of the night while Biden got his choice of podium (right side on TV).

[archie @Archie_Saunders]

The silence from transphobes who scream at the top of their rotted little lungs that women are being made to feel unsafe because of trans women just trying to live their lives.
While real sexual predators and rapists go to the Olympics and it’s tumble weed.

[Jo Marie @JoFuller24]

@SUGAUSA93 @Target @GeffenRecords @BIGHIT_MUSIC They did the same thing to you guys with the Tear LP :( https://t.co/2SWQuSdXs4

[Jo Marie @JoFuller24]

Sun's out buns out I guess? https://t.co/jVsF6CdnRJ

[The Associated Press @AP]

Infant mortality rate rose 8% in wake of Texas abortion ban, study shows https://t.co/3uOOevof6O

[Robert L. Reece, PhD @PhuzzieSlippers]

"tHiS cAnT bE tHe SaMe HeAt We PlAyEd In As KiDs"

It's literally not. The world is much warmer now.

Climate change is here. It's not a joke. Heat kills people. Now what are we going to do about it?