Joanne Neighbors

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

Me: There're hot biscuits and Eggs Rockefeller in the kitchen.

Husband: What're Eggs Rockefeller?

Me: Scrambled eggs but in 2023 dollars.

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

Hear me out: a weather app that tells me what to wear.

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@elonmusk You should consider hiring the creators of @SouthPark as consultants.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter DMs should have end to end encryption like Signal, so no one can spy on or hack your messages

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@MLBTV needs to relook their blackout zip codes for states without an @MLB team. We're in central NC. Networks and cable channels do NOT broadcast @Orioles or @Natsbaseballmlb games, but we're blacked out. Hubs is a @yankees fan and I follow the @whitesox. NC blackouts = bogus

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@disneyplus hear me out. An option with the @espn bundle that let's parents watch @TheMasters in picture-in-picture while a toddler streams #Bluey. #whendidthisbecomemylife

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@ABCNewsLive @NBCNews @cnnbrk @CBSNews @FoxNews Stop calling this a "protest." A group of people who disregard the rule of law and the US Constitution is an attempted #coup. At least call it a violent disruption. This conduct is not protected by the #FirstAmendment

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@MarkZinno Literally just wrote a Facebook rant on this.

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@Lowes warranty service is great until it's not. A not inexpensive @SamsungUS dishwasher can't be repaired under extended warranty. After 2 weeks and 5 calls to customer service, was told "2 more days." I'm sure there will be a new excuse next week. #CustomerService #excuses

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@DeptVetAffairs is anyone tracking #COVID19 deaths/hospitalizations of veterans on the #burnpit registry or with OIF/OEF combat tours? Or those with other #serviceconnected respiratory issues?

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

NC voter here. NDAA FY20's parental leave provision is fantastic, until you realize that it's not effective for any birth or adoption in FY20. Change to FMLA effective 1 OCT 21. Why the delay, @SenThomTillis @SenatorBurr?

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@IvankaTrump Paid family leave effective in October -- not helpful for 10+ months. Great effort, but unnecessarily delayed. Will this be fodder for compromise later? Repealed in the next NDAA??

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@realDonaldTrump Paid leave effective FY21 (1 OCT 2020)? Why the delay, Mr. President?

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@John10Hoeve Read the bill (HR 2500) -- it's an amendment to FMLA and does NOT require the employee to use sick leave. 12 weeks paid. But it's not effective for births/adoptions before 1 OCT 2020.

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@SenatorLeahy That provision has a 1 OCT 2020 effective date. So a birth on 30 SEP 2019 isn't covered. Great step forward, but it should be effective immediately.

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@FCWnow Why isn't the paid parental leave provision effective until 1 OCT 2020? No one is reporting on this as an FY21 provision. Adoptive/birth parents before 1 OCT 2020 miss out?

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@jenna_dc @thehill Agree it's a great provision, but no one has reported the 1 OCT 20 effective date. So families with births/adoptions before 1 OCT 2020 are just left out? Concerned that FY21 NDAA will just repeal it!

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@IvankaTrump Yeah, in October. If you're expecting now, this won't apply (even if passed immediately)! Why the delayed effective date?

[Joanne Neighbors @JoGordon80]

@TeamTrump @IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump So why isn't it effective until FY21? Expectant mothers are completely left out, since the effective date is 1 OCT 2021!!