Jo Evans

Egyptologist by choice, working else where to pay the bills...
Not very useful doctor and process mapper extraordinaire

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

The bishop can move diagonally, while the imam can move in any direction he wants and telling him he can't is Islamophobia

[Leslie Young @AkaLazarus]

Douglas Murray speaks of the 9/11 hijackers’ “lust for death.”

Yet every last phone call from a 9/11 victim to family spoke only of love.

We are not like them.

[Jo Evans @JoPMorris]

@SarahDuggers I managed to pull mine down around my knees whilst climbing the stairs, thankfully it was at home so only my husband had the view of my knickers to laugh at... managed to do it three times so far though, so I'm obviously not learning!

[Rasta Doge @rastadogge]

If people acted like they do in cars #humor #lol #hilarious #funny

[Jo Evans @JoPMorris]

@AtticumFloreat With extra gravy..! 😄

[Jo Evans @JoPMorris]

@Shiv_who_burns On one of my dad's stays, the nurse did come but told just to pee in the bed (there was a pad) as they'd be round to get him ready for sleep soon... He lay on the wet pad for more than 2 hours. When he told me the next day he said "don't complain, she's back on duty later" 😥

[Jo Evans @JoPMorris]

@Shiv_who_burns So to hear this Shiv. Good job by the postie, hope you dad gets looked after quickly at the hospital and maybe his scan can get fast tracked whilst he's there.

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

‘Play it nice and cool, Trig. Nice and cool, you know what I mean...’ https://t.co/guJ63yMDVs

[Jo Evans @JoPMorris]

@DanielJHannan He might not have enjoyed bricklaying if he *had* to do it for work every day, especially in the cold and wet!

[Jo Evans @JoPMorris]

@Shiv_who_burns Sounds like an arsehole who has never had to look after elderly parents 😵‍💫 I had the same in the past, the manager was 'lucky' to have much younger, healthy parents and a wife who did the heavy lifting at home. You're doing a great job Shiv, even if work aren't appreciating you

[Jo Evans @JoPMorris]

😥

[BBC Press Office @bbcpress]

Remembering Gone Fishing’s Ted - Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse pay tribute

More ➡️ https://t.co/6ghySJTlqW

[Jo Evans @JoPMorris]

@ImWatson91 @boswelltoday What a beautiful day for it too 😊 you (& your mum) both look really well and happy - well done!

[suzanne moore @suzanne_moore]

This latest terrible attack on Jews has made me so angry I dont know what to do. All those who have helped create the conditions for murderous antisemitism in this country should ask themselves a few questions. They wont , they will just abuse me here of course.

[Mike Gardner @mikegardner_wb]

BREAKING NEWS: “Starmer denies knowing he was Prime Minister”

Sir Kier Starmer has revealed that no one told him until last Tuesday he won the 2024 election and had become PM.

He told Beth Rigby “I was totally kept in the dark by my officials. I’m really angry about it.”

[Jo Evans @JoPMorris]

@Shiv_who_burns Oh Shiv, that's so hard. Is there any chance he could have a water infection? My dad's memory slipping was the first sign he was coming down with one, he ended up in hospital with one when he couldn't remember my name or his. Fingers crossed with the doctor's visit 🤞🏼

[Jo Evans @JoPMorris]

@Shiv_who_burns Awesome pictures Shiv 🤩 I'm not going until May and can't wait!

[Emma Dolan @JustMissEmma]

How it started…. How it’s going….

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

When everyone thinks that he is asleep, but he is actually NOT! 😂❤️

[Jo Evans @JoPMorris]

@mcdonnelljp And needing to swipe your membership card to get in whilst showing your face... That adds an extra barrier.

[Jo Evans @JoPMorris]

@mcdonnelljp Breakfast clubs for *everyone* 🍳