Curtain bangs are out. We tried, and we failed. It's vertical blind bangs now baby! Just straight flat strands over your eyes like they're in jail. Tell Matilda it's OVER!
@Cassiesmyth my love language is scrabbling around on the phone for an alt and thus revealing the innards of my brain to Sheila's Wheels. Yep, G giraffe, D delightful, P... aul Potts.
@Cassiesmyth I'm not sure this is a helpful narrative tbh - and crucially, distracts from the important (and unrelated) work I've been doing in the amazing smint community #freshtoimpress#smintpartner