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[gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios]

“tapete inflável pra bebês”

o gatinho:

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

That happy walks at the end

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[AL.com @aldotcom]

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An Alabama man was bitten by a K-9 while being arrested by the Florence Police Department on Wednesday. He responded by biting the dog back.

[JoYourBro @JoYourBro]

@whnt Yes please

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@ALcomHuntsville If we don't want to have violent prisons, we should just stop putting violent people in them.

[JoYourBro @JoYourBro]

@Astro_Ayers Aliens!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Fun fact.

Chinchillas wag their tails.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

23. A series of wet microbursts captured in Perth, Australia.

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

They share 1 brain cell

[Astoria Lionhardt | REBRAND! 👑🦁 @Maowsers]

⚠️DO NOT BUY THIS LITTER BOX⚠️

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This automatic litter box is KILLING cats. I want to share this around because a lot of people are buying it and a lot of cat owners are unfortunately falling victim to this. The litter box in the picture is an automatic cleaning-

[JoYourBro @JoYourBro]

@Rainmaker1973 What if I zoom out? Does any animal appear?

[We Assess and Draw Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

He’s too happy to be there 🥺

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A young girl has bought food. On her way home, she must use an airsoft machine gun to avoid being attacked and the food stolen by the monkeys.

The city of Lop Buri in Thailand is home to hundreds of macaques. The locals consider these monkeys to be disciples of the Hindu god Hanuman.

The macaque population in Lop Buri is constantly growing, and this leads to an odd coexistence between man and monkey. While some people love them, others fear or even hate them.

[📸 Joan de la Malla]

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Google's AI search results is the Wikipedia teachers always warned us about.

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@OgRickC137 @SavageXFenty No