Jo Mainwaring

[Jo Mainwaring @Jo_Mainwaring]

@British_Airways why can’t I check in for my flight later today?

[Jo Mainwaring @Jo_Mainwaring]

Is there a magic secret way of getting a quality issue that has been going on since February 2025 resolved?? #dreadfulservice

[Jo Mainwaring @Jo_Mainwaring]

@piersmorgan Coronate? Crown perhaps.

[Jo Mainwaring @Jo_Mainwaring]

@marksandspencer Hi. It’s Jo.mainwaring and [email protected]
Order number 3060052095626446
Thank you https://t.co/qS84MCjHrK

[M&S @marksandspencer]

@Jo_Mainwaring Hi Jo, please PM me your full name, email and order number and I'll take a look. Thanks - Stefan https://t.co/FqaAto1cHU

[Jo Mainwaring @Jo_Mainwaring]

@marksandspencer hi! When will I be able to initiate a return as on line it says return initiation cannot be processed at the moment. Thank you!

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

This Robin Williams thread will brighten up your day 🧵

1. His improvised scene in Good Will Hunting made the cameraman laugh so hard the camera started shaking. Matt Damon's reaction is authentic.

[Jo Mainwaring @Jo_Mainwaring]

@ElonMNews Yes

[Jo Mainwaring @Jo_Mainwaring]

I appreciate how the Dutch football team feel. Probably similar to Lewis Hamilton in Abu Dhabi in 2021

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Morrisons totally free jacket potato and Heinz beans. Do spread word, especially to anyone who's struggling to be able to afford to feed themselves (or family) at the moment... https://t.co/ucOneoFQQE

[Jo Mainwaring @Jo_Mainwaring]

Please sign this. Sooo important.

Petition: Give parents/guardians a right to access social media accounts of their children https://t.co/W81cRn1Zi6

[Daniel ShenSmith (BlackBeltBarrister) @dshensmith]

Scotland spent 3 years considering the laws on hate crimes before the Bill was introduced in 2020.
4 more years, after being voted into law and police training to deal with complaints, it came into force.
It took @jk_rowling less than 24 hours to demonstrate why it is ludicrous.

Free speech and women’s rights must be protected
Re-post if you agree.
#freespeech

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉

Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them.

In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their idea of femaleness, however misogynistically or opportunistically, than on the rights and freedoms of actual women and girls. The new legislation is wide open to abuse by activists who wish to silence those of us speaking out about the dangers of eliminating women's and girls’ single-sex spaces, the nonsense made of crime data if violent and sexual assaults committed by men are recorded as female crimes, the grotesque unfairness of allowing males to compete in female sports, the injustice of women’s jobs, honours and opportunities being taken by trans-identified men, and the reality and immutability of biological sex.

For several years now, Scottish women have been pressured by their government and members of the police force to deny the evidence of their eyes and ears, repudiate biological facts and embrace a neo-religious concept of gender that is unprovable and untestable. The re-definition of 'woman' to include every man who declares himself one has already had serious consequences for women's and girls’ rights and safety in Scotland, with the strongest impact felt, as ever, by the most vulnerable, including female prisoners and rape survivors.

It is impossible to accurately describe or tackle the reality of violence and sexual violence committed against women and girls, or address the current assault on women’s and girls’ rights, unless we are allowed to call a man a man. Freedom of speech and belief are at an end in Scotland if the accurate description of biological sex is deemed criminal.

I'm currently out of the country, but if what I've written here qualifies as an offence under the terms of the new act, I look forward to being arrested when I return to the birthplace of the Scottish Enlightenment.

If you agree with the views set out in this tweet, please retweet it.

#ArrestMe #AprilFools #HateCrimeActScotland

11/X

[Brendan May @bmay]

This is absolutely superb. A masterclass.

If America chooses this, frankly it deserves its fate.

[Jo Mainwaring @Jo_Mainwaring]

@rejserin @GSpellchecker ‘Deliberately’. Even autocorrect knows that!

[Jo Mainwaring @Jo_Mainwaring]

@OliLondonTV Yes

[Bairdric @Bairdric1]

I swear if you close your eyes, you could convince yourself Mickey Mouse has just broken the 400m indoor world record for Netherlands…

[The Ricky Gervais Clips @gervaisclips]

The greatest speech in the history of live television.

[Jo Mainwaring @Jo_Mainwaring]

@Matt_Pinner Yes!!!

[Clyde 1 News @Clyde1News]

MISSING: 13 year old Layla McKee didn’t return home to Uddingston from Uddingston Grammar School yesterday. Was last seen wearing black leggings, white shirt and a black hoodie with a black puffer jacket, with hair in a high bun.

[Jo Mainwaring @Jo_Mainwaring]

@marksandspencer I will keep trying! 😀

[Jo Mainwaring @Jo_Mainwaring]

⁦@marksandspencer⁩ Hi. I keep getting mail shots featuring this jacket but I can’t find it on line. Can you help please? Thank you. 😀