Tom Joad The Wet Sprocket'

alt for @adequate_scott

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call them back and tell them I reregged

Can't toad the Joad, baby!

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@leslieleeiii @IAmJericho Sucks seeing Jericho do this to you, you're just a little guy. You're just a little guyy, noo, it's also your birthday, you're a little birthday boyy.

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@ConceptualJames fiddlesticks!

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@ConceptualJames oh no

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@MikeIsaac I wish those boys had just been nice instead of wasting all those eggs

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@MikeSington mike it's normal for meat to be grilled

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@JoeNBC that appears to be all the media want to talk about

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I think Dr. Oz saying local politicians should have a seat at the table with a woman and her doctor is more painful, but I've never fangirled over Ann Coulter or been "friendly" with Milo.

[Olivia Nuzzi @Olivianuzzi]

There is no amount of empathy for and understanding about Fetterman’s health and recovery that changes the fact that this is absolutely painful to watch.

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Holy shit: Oz says his abortion position: should be between

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@intelSEBASTIAN Cracks me up that I got the life these dudes want and wasn't even trying for it.

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"Folks as we head into the rest of the week Jorts Discourse looks like it's finally fading away, but be careful out there because there *might be* a fresh round of Higher Ed Discourse developing because someone posted a TikTok about their professor's accent"

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@adamkobiela @DannyVegito no they don't, they call you that because your balls and pean look like a kid's

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why are you, an elected Republican, sitting down to be interviewed by Jon Stewart

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booooooo small

[Sheila Dang @Sheila_Dang]

Heavy tweeters are people who log onto Twitter 6-7 days a week and tweet 3-4 times a week (doesn't seem like a lot). These super users have been in "absolute decline" since the pandemic began, according to Twitter's research

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@maltyhops This happened to my house last week and I remain Unaffected

[LADOT Honcho @LADOT_Honcho]

Hi! Did you just click the quote tweets to see people dunking on this creep? Me too! But I want you to know that no matter what your job is, you can unionize. You aren't alone!
https://t.co/lOCETa5vJg

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BREAKING: Scientists announce new toilet seat that can be put down with the seat still up, "for the fellas"