Joan Callamezzo

Hostess of Pawnee Today. Founder of Joan's Book Club. Made this Twitter account because apparently that's something that happens now. I run this town

[Joan Callamezzo @JoanCallamezzo]

my left butt cheek is in dire need of a waxing.

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gag

[Joan Callamezzo @JoanCallamezzo]

all I know is that Leslie Knope bleaches her hair with battery acid #fake

[girl emily (#1 putnut) @isweatbeauty]

Battle of the Chins. RT for Leno. Fav for Lithgow.

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@parksandrecnbc triplets? That's triple the weight gain for Knope. (Don't check my math, it's an estimation)

[Joan Callamezzo @JoanCallamezzo]

ME!

that is all.

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

When you leave @unfoRETTAble and @JimOHeir alone on set…http://t.co/rvX6eFkztp #ParksandRec

[Joan Callamezzo @JoanCallamezzo]

my twitter (as well as my life) is only to bully everyone from the parks department.

[Joan Callamezzo @JoanCallamezzo]

@evilhag

ur a hag

[Leeez @Elizggg]

If Joan Callamezzo isn't the funniest non-important character on Parks and Rec then I don't know who is.

[Alison Groves @alisongroves]

I wish netflix had sub-folders for TV shows, such as "The Joan Callamezzo Collection".

[home depop @ballroomdan]

Joan Callamezzo is the meaning of evil.

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@THEMOCOLLINS how exciting I hope I get to meet some of them thanks so much it means a lot!!

[Joan Callamezzo @JoanCallamezzo]

I literally have no flaws except for those rare moments when I start to feel "compassion" for homeless people

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@THEMOCOLLINS do you know when the #ParksandRec cast is coming to Indy?

[Joan Callamezzo @JoanCallamezzo]

wait so Ann is pregnant?

....

with what?

[Connor @connorb_32]

http://t.co/APjIVQpBAA As long as Perd Hapley, Shauna Malwae-Tweep, and Joan Calamezzo are still there then everything will be ok