Kapa 🇰🇪

it's me again 💀🤫

[Kapa 🇰🇪 @JobSimiyu932564]

mama mboga ananiuliza, "mbona sikuonagi na dem kababa"...nikama sato ntapewa free kick.

[travis @backupyatravis]

Kuna siku niliuliza married men wengine tukiwa locals mbona wao hupenda kutulia locals badala ya kukaa kwa nyumba na bibi wakanisho hapa tukona amani kuliko uko kwa nyumba, sasa hiyo ndio marriage tunaingia? Lakini mungu atasaidia

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

HR introduced a new rule: employees were no longer allowed to keep water bottles at their desks. They said people were taking "too many hydration breaks" and should use the kitchen instead.Nobody complained. The next morning....

[Kestin @keskanana]

Unatuuliza ufanyeje na ulituambia tujiekee advices zetu😂

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

All my life i always knew i’d be the family member who loved everyone from a distance, sometimes that’s the healthiest way to love.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Bro to bro: Discipline is choosing your future over your current mood.

[painkiller 💀 @thombrider254]

Nikikuambia nimesota simaanishi nimekosa pesa ya kusort bills zangu

[Kapa 🇰🇪 @JobSimiyu932564]

Uku baze maasai ametuma pesa wrong number akang'oa battery ya simu ndo a cancell pesa isiende🥲💔😂

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

"Ingia Kwa gari madam mzigo nakuekea kwa boot"

[X-WEEP @x_weeep]

If you don't teach your kids about sex, don't be surprised when life decides to give them the practical exam before the theory lesson LOL

[travis @backupyatravis]

Wasee mlifanya education uko north eastern salary inakuwaga mzuri sana try your luck

[ilence @Hilenceee]

Weed is basically an antidepressant, anti-anxiety pill, sleeping aid, muscle relaxant and personal therapist rolled into one.

[travis @backupyatravis]

Mtu mzee akikuja kwa mat uko, utaamka ata ulilipia fare already ju ya respect

Ndio akichuka akuachie blessings 😁

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

My people, how much can you rate the value of my account?

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

"You're too old, don't buy childish things"
Me:

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

May you attract a peaceful non avoidant lover girl with a high séx drive.

[𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮🦋 @Bellaa254]

Unakuta barchelor ako na sufuria moja lakini atakuserve ugali, mayai skuma na chai zote zikiwa moto!🙆‍♀️🚩

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

Lets only talk about God, Money, Fine latinas and weed homies or is that too much to ask for

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

If you’re a boy child and you have had a bad day just remember no one really cares and no one is coming to save you!

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

Five minutes in the talking stage & I'm already the villain. Labeled rude😭

[Eunnah @exceleunnah254]

One of the biggest signs of low iq is getting your partner’s name tattooed.