Grandpa Heffley (PARODY)

Leisure towers resident , convicted pedophile, age 69.

(PARODY, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH JEFF KINNEY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM!)

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

@wimpykid @disneyplus

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

Fregly has been running around screaming, "I lost my virginity!" for 72 hours now! Apparently, he did! But he lost it from a 6 year old he found at the park. When the cops showed up Fregly bit one of their dicks off. My god.

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

@FrancisHeffley Furry Porn

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

@rowley_jeffersn @MomHeffley Sorry, but I'll be taking all the one's with Johnny Sins!

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

@MomHeffley You can borrow my gun and put him out of his misery!

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

My dick fell off so I ripped off Manny's nose and got THAT stitched on instead!

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

@RowleyJ57441959 YUM YUM!

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

@wimpykid IF I'M NOT IN THIS MOVIE, IMMA SNAP!

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

@wimpykid I hope during this whole process, Greg was in excruciating pain.

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

@wimpykid

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

#NOVEMBER

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

@wimpykid I have died!

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

Kill me

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

I thlammed my penith in the car door!

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

I've committed tax fraud so many times! I've had so many names from Tim to Horhay to Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Senior to Grandpa!

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

@tingy_heffley So have I! I've had to change my name so many times! From Tim to Horhay to Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Senior to Grandpa!

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

@tingy_heffley Neat!

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

@tingy_heffley GOOD!

[Grandpa Heffley (PARODY) @JobeTweets]

@tingy_heffley Simple Answer: Kill him!