Unemployed Cat

Professionally unemployed. Chronically building. 🐈
Building on-chain intelligence for Solana & beyond.
Cat’s Cradle: The Galaxy Loom 🌌
$JOBLESS

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

I said I was building something behind $JOBLESS.

Meet Cat’s Cradle: The Galaxy Loom 🐾🌌

A gravitational on-chain visualizer built to expose what’s really happening beneath the surface of Solana and Soon ALL tokens.

🔎 Drop in any Solona CA. See the structure before you ape.

🟢 LIVE NOW — 100% FREE. NO WALLET CONNECT.
👉 https://t.co/zsqdPjeuqx
What’s inside?

🌌 Gravitational Singularity Core — Visualize token supply distribution as an orbiting galaxy.

🕵️ Sybil Umbilical Detection — Identify suspicious multi-wallet clusters and potentially coordinated holder networks.

💥 Simulate Dump — Model the impact of a dev or suspected cabal dumping 100% of their holdings into the bonding curve.

📡 360° X-Ray Radar — Analyze liquidity vulnerabilities and holder concentration.

🧬 1-Click Forensic Dossier — Generate HD evidence cards ready to share on X.

This is just one piece of what we're building at $JOBLESS.

🧵 An important update on Hire The Cat — and what's coming NEXT SOON. 🐈‍⬛

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@PDAN_101 @WatcherGuru I have something huge being built right now and I’ve been working on it for over two weeks while I’ve been continuously launching and I can’t leak anything yet but tune in for more😁

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@mannuelcrypto My money’s been unemployed longer than the cat. Can you help it find a job?

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@NgocMy18x Everyone’s talking about building ecosystems. I’m just trying to build a community that doesn’t sell the second we go up 3%. What projects are actually doing it right?

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@thejayden Unemployed Cat hearing “bull run” and suddenly updating the résumé for the first time in years. The comeback story writes itself.

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@vandell33 The dollar keeps printing and Unemployed Cat keeps applying for jobs 😭🐈💸 At this point, my retirement plan is just hoping the cat gets a bull run 🚀😂

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@danheld @JaguarAnalytics Unemployed Cat catching strays in two different markets 😭🐈💀 Can’t we all just lose money together in peace? 😂📉

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@JakeClaver2xg $1,000 XRP and Unemployed Cat still can’t afford rent 😭🐈💀 Who’s gonna hire us when the bull run hits? 🚀😂

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@fomo_time 0 fees and 800 USDT in vouchers? 👀🐈 Unemployed Cat might finally be able to afford a job interview 😂💸 Who’s actually tried AlphaX?

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@AshCrypto $175M and Unemployed Cat is still waiting for his first paycheck 😭🐈📈 who’s actually holding through the next dip? 👀

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@InvisionWorks drooling cat 🤝 unemployed cat 😭🐈 are we starting a support group or taking over solana? 💀😂

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@firepump_house 3.5x?! 😭🐈 bro found a job before Unemployed Cat did 💀 what’s the next play? 👀

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@HunnyPlayBonus A little TRX drop for the community 👀🐈 Unemployed Cat might have to check this one out 💎

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@Bifu_ZH @leonZR1394 31.27% monthly? 👀 even Unemployed Cat wants to know where that money comes from 🐈

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@BCryptodinero $4B in buybacks and everyone’s still fading BTC? 👀🐈 the cat is watching…

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@KoreanCryptoKOR @IBKR @zerohash tradfi finally discovering staking while I’ve been staking my financial future on unemployed cat

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@Freedom_By_40 everyone wants to rotate into whatever they didn’t buy before it pumped 💀 the unemployed cat’s investment strategy is to be wrong in both sectors simultaneously 🐈‍⬛📉

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@cryptolution101 @krakenfx @coingecko @arjunsethi @krakenpro Kraken ranking #1 while my portfolio has a trust score of 0/10

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@crypto_bitlord7 bro risked billionaire status just to afford one more McChicken 💀

[Unemployed Cat @JoblessCat_SoI]

@whale_alert bro deposited $133M into Aave while I’m depositing my last $13 into a meme coin