JoblessMermaid

Non-binary model and lawyer based in Manchester.

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@SkyNews Oh let her go. Plastic’s got to be recycled sooner or later

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@SkyNews That’s beautiful. I would have hoped the execution had taken place in stages.

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@MetroUK It’s beautiful, disintegration is glorious

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Fighting for our rights together with the unbelievable @JoblessMermaid at Gran Canaria Pride! 😍🏳️‍🌈✊🏼

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@thetrainline Nottingham to brighton return 24/3 and 27/3

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@thetrainline booking via your app is not possible I’ve done it 20 times, searches again and again, logged in and out, it keeps saying “ticket is sold out” what’s happening?

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@CPWTweets That it shows the callers number so that I could tell who is an imposter of employees or “promotion department” of your company phishing for my financial details.

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@medicspot I find it quite disappointing that your test kit registration requires irrelevant info such as my sex assigned at birth and/or my ethnicity? Has your sensitivity been furloughed as well?

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@CPWTweets hey beware of scammers calling people in your name calling from [phone] they claim to be from a London Bromley branch of yours. It sickens me that they have tried several “deals” with me though the years that were too good to be true.

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@jairbolsonaro should be thrown out of office utter #rubbish! Carry out the inquisition now to root out this heretic! #JairBolsonaroisrubbish

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@SquareEnix @tombraider #SquareEnixPresents

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@SquareEnix @tombraider #SquareEnixPresents yay!

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@T90Official You: “ready to dive in?”
5 seconds later... Project_belgium: “ah yeah I’m” - what an exceptionally rubbish host. @T90Official at one point you even had to beg him to show the excitement upon the victory of LaaaaN I feel so sorry to see you make soup out of stones.

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@T90Official Watched both, project_belgium is a horrible host with zero personal charisma. He’s nothing more than a boring sounding echo of yours. Drop him we don’t need someone like this to ruin your show. Good player does not equal good host.

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@T90Official it’s really painful to listen to #project_belgium interact with you. It’s so clear that’s he’s ruining your show and you struggled to respond to his conversation killers. Because you know you channel would end instantly if you spoke like him #kickhimout

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@T90Official ���yeah I think so” “yea I agree” “yeah exactly” “yeah I do” that’s all #project_belgium is able to add to your cast, which takes away the fun and momentum in your narration. I’d recommend putting him 100% behind the screen he is no host material you should know that.

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@T90Official i don’t understand why you would do a cast with someone who has zero personal charisma otherwise known as #project_belgium not everyone is good enough to be a host. If I could cut him out in the audio I would, especially when he had nothing to add to the narrative.

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@RoyalMailHelp I just want my parcel, it’s been tracked but this feature is useless it has been “in transit” for 11 days I don’t even know if it has left the U.K. This parcel is a life or death parcel, where is it?

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@RoyalMailHelp do you want to look into it?

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@RoyalMail my parcel’s status has been ���in transit” for 11 days, no updates, it keeps saying your parcel is leaving the U.K. now. Do you know how important it is that I receive the parcel? Where exactly is my parcel? Is it on your shelf?

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@RoyalMail the content of a parcel could be a matter of life or death, say it was a parcel of meds, hence a tracking service was paid for. But what good would it do with zero updates?