WAKEY

getting the lazy twats back to work

[WAKEY @Jobs_Wakefield]

Job alert.
vending assistant required to fill vending machines. Must be able to tell Coke from Pepsi 20 hrs PW £8:40 @wakeyjobs

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job Vacancy.
Bog Attendant required. Westgate. Must not mind stinking of urine and not scared of big boys 18hrs or wk NLW @wakeyjobs

[Visit Wakefield™ @Visit_Wakefield]

Today is the opening ceremony of the Wakey Performance Enhancing Drugs Games. Remember the motto:
Medication is what you need!

[WAKEY @Jobs_Wakefield]

Thats all for today we are now closed for the weekend open on Tuesday. #wakeyjobs

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Job offer
Monkey Spangler
Wakefield Zoo requires an experienced Monkey Spangler Possibly consider a Chicken Spangler. 40 HPW NLW #wakeyjobs

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Job Offer
Sausage Fister.
Wakefield Reclaimed Meats Apply at #wakeyjobs for the unusual job description?
Salary up to 380 Lb fer Sq Inch. ?

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@jmcc66 @ben_doughnut What so you get your benefit paid on a Saturday?
No Problem! sorted

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@jimbofluffytail Thats Essential !

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Job offer
Data clerk: A slimey stuck up two faced cow who slags everyone off behind there back must be mutton dressed as lamb. #wakeyjobs

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Breaking News our first position filled (literally with cider)#wakeyjobs https://t.co/5mjxl7JtBp

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Job offer
Buck toothed bottle opener required for town centre bar. Must have IQ under 75. HPW 18. Paid in frosty Jack cider.
#Wakeyjobs

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Job offer
Apprentice Accountant.
Must be able to count without taking socks off. Qualified in quantum mechanics adavantagous #wakeyjobs

[Ben @ben_doughnut]

Politician req:
Generous expenses
Exp in avoiding questions desirable
Must fold to party whip
Morals negotiable

@Jobs_Wakefield

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Job offer
Social carer. Must not be light fingered and able to wipe large backsides do jigsaws and make tea. NLW #Jobs_Wakefield

[Ben @ben_doughnut]

Builder required:
Contracted hours: Mon-Sat 8-8
Actual hours: Mon-Thu 11-12
Pay £2.50 p/h (before TAX 😉)
High cholesterol.

@Jobs_Wakefield

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@jimbofluffytail @Visit_Wakefield we have a vacancy for Subwake must not be allergic to soap minimal spitting habit 40 hrs NLW #wakeyjobs

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Shop Assistant REQ must have all own teeth and all tattoos must be spelt correctly NLW experience of Ant farming apply using #wakeyjobs

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@Visit_Wakefield Burger flipper required must have experience. Preferably NASA Trained £7.20 per hour No weekends.
Message us for details

[WAKEY @Jobs_Wakefield]

Burger flipper required must have experience. Preferably NASA Trained £7.20 per hour No weekends.
Message us for details #wakeyJobs