GlasgowBurdProblems

#glasgowburdproblems
#schemegoblins

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Putting CEO or Director as your job on fb when ur really just sold 2 younique mascaras to ur maws pals #glasgowburdproblems

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Bringing ur couch out the front so the whole family can enjoy the sun #glasgowburdproblems #schemegoblins

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Posting 'check the nick of me' skanky selfies on ur pals wall instead of messaging them coz ur an attention seeking wee slag #thirsty

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That one posh pal that talks like 'put the breed in the bread box' #riddy #glasgowburdproblems

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Painting the bottom of ur primark shoes red to look like loubs #glasgowburdproblems

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Instagramming how u #dropitlikeasquat but u only squat to look in the fridge #glasgowburdproblems

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@eemiiaa @pacmannx 😉

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When u give a guy ur number but ur already saved in his phone as 'bamboo burd' #glasgowburdproblems

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No having any girl pals coz ur just one of the boys #goodtotheboys #glasgowburdproblems

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Convinced ur drinks been spiked every weekend when ur actually just a lightweight cock gobbling hoor #glasgowburdproblems

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Feeling like a princess coz u claim ur 16 hours and got a fiat500 on tic #schemegoblins

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@steel_90 aye hes coming for u, remember ur safe word #harder

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@steel_90 yeah think u got the submissive version #gimpmaskzipson

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@steel_90 beibs wants his top back #fiftyshadesofgay

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@steel_90 ur going home with two 5's #crywank

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@steel_90 luckily the 2s luv the leather #goodtaethe2s

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@steel_90 is that all ur pals with their backs turned to u #pureaffrontit

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@steel_90 ur a hero

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Seen @steel_90 getting chucked oot mega for riding the hand dryer coz he pished doon his best chinos #sorryforpartyrocking

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@scholar_of_life @steel_90 #fiftyshadesofsteel