JockMeBro

big sweaty dumb jocks

[JockMeBro @JockMeBro]

I pranked my friend, slipping BEAST DNA reformulator into his drink. Now he doesn't fit through doors. Too far?

[JockMeBro @JockMeBro]

The guy on the inside is more than capable of removing the spell. The guy on the outside won't let him. He's having too much fun.

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He was too scared and shy to come out of the closet, so he cast a spell that would make him "obviously a big queer."

Now he's another former nerd blushing because he has to go out in public, and he just went through hyperpuberty

[JockMeBro @JockMeBro]

The guy on the inside is shy. The guy on the inside would never be this confident. The guy on the outside moans deeply, leaks, and flexes to keep all eyes on him.

[JockMeBro @JockMeBro]

This 'Triple Waddle' makes them very easy to spot: only MMFs suffer from all three issues at once.

[JockMeBro @JockMeBro]

Megamusclefag Problems: Triple Waddle
MMFs have a very specific gait caused by three factors:
- Being forced to roll their overdeveloped quads around each other
- Walking with a ridiculously big buttplug in
- Having frequent spontaneous orgasms (e.g. from looking at a hot guy)

[JockMeBro @JockMeBro]

I'm now on 🟦☁️ with the same username

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this account is now in the other place with the same username 🟦☁️

[JockMeBro @JockMeBro]

@GrowingBrovine 🥵🥵

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Brady: DILF, Himbo, and overall power bottom and muscle princess~ if you’re a cute shy twink with some hyper meat you better watch out~💕

[JockMeBro @JockMeBro]

Okay, see you when you're done growing!

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(One half of a conversation...)

Hey man, yeah, I'm a lot bigger than before!

[JockMeBro @JockMeBro]

I could remember four of them when I was done growing. Yeah, I'm pretty good at this, not gonna lie. He says I'm a natural.