Dr. Worm

it ain't easy bein green

[nm | ZJERM 🇦🇱 @euroxalbania]

OH BEATRICE GJERGJI THE ICON THAT YOU ARE #Eurovision2025

[Dr. Worm @JockRack]

@DeadboySzn @RAMIREZ_187 @RAMIREZ_187 my favorite album of all time. Please release more vinyl 🙏🙏🖤🖤

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

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[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

"Wisconsin, Michigan, could go for Barbie, could go for Oppenheimer. Nolan’s always done well in the Midwest but a lot of people there loved Little Women. On the East Coast, New York favoring Oppenheimer, his home state, no surprise there, Pennsylvania too close to call…"

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

wait this is what the willy wonka prequel is about?

[violet valentine @slutpilled]

just a fun little image to post today for no reason

[Dr. Worm @JockRack]

if a cascade of beautiful women were sexy dancing on top of me, i would have no interest in keeping johnny down. televised or not

[keener @ckeens214]

What if a cascade of beautiful women were sexy dancing on top of you and you were being televised so it would be in your best interests to keep johnny down. You’d want the penissiere then

[Dr. Worm @JockRack]

idk some of my undies are really supportive

[keener @ckeens214]

No it’s not the same not what I was thinking of

[Dr. Worm @JockRack]

guess what this in response to.

[⚜️SSB⚜️ @aujlaxxo]

@DailyLoud She had him lost in the sauce like https://t.co/2bDBzuLW4T

[Dr. Worm @JockRack]

@JeffMcDev 2 cheese. 5-8 meat but sliced paper thin babyyyy

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

what if we kissed in

[❤️‍🔥 𝙒𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙨 🧇 (Reading up: 86) @MON0EYE]

What a great way to know the translate feature on twitter's back

[chloe bryan @chloebryan]

dad trying to soften the blow of everyone having to pay for their own Netflix now

[Donkey Kong @DonkeyKongApe]

you've got 2 hours and 0 friends to return my banana hoard greg

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Felt so bad for this dude.
Imagine showing up to your son's high school football game and he gets killed by Hitler.

[Dr. Worm @JockRack]

y’all be noticing how small the pits in avocados have been recently - very cool

[Dr. Worm @JockRack]

Philly People: would you go to a puppet show night at your local dive bar

[Dr. Worm @JockRack]

Philly People: would you go to a puppet show night at your local dive bar

[Dr. Worm @JockRack]

Huge ask (i know): Is there like a puppet show bar in Philadelphia. I want beer, puppets, songs, and jokes - please & thank you.