Jock Talks

Making shit up for Carnoustie Rugby Club since 1927. Sell Gowfers Gamble tickets to unsuspecting victims. Han's like feet an' baws like neeps!

[Carnoustie Rugby Club @CarnoustieHSFP]

It's Match Day! Pitch inspection done and we are good to go. 3pm kick off at Shanwell Road. @MackieRugby

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

Was your granny English?!

[Bill Bowles @BillBowles3]

@JockScreech is Tusi Pisi any relation to Eeksy Peeksy?

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

GO HOGGIE, GO HOGGIE!!

[Carnoustie Rugby Club @CarnoustieHSFP]

Carnoustie Rugby Club are currently looking for a new first team physio. Please get in contact via Twitter or Facebook if interested.

[Carnoustie Rugby Club @CarnoustieHSFP]

New Twitter account for Carnoustie Rugby Club. Follow for all up to date news from all sections of the club.

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

Sharpened the studs for this vets sevens game and none of you cunts showed up! #crooks

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

@DannyFindlay17 it's away to kick aff.

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

Ooohh ya hoor, Carnoustie league champions 2015! The gowfers are on me!

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

@FaePumps @PumpsFae Whit tha fuck er you twa fucking crooks uptae...yer no' cunts coz cunts er useful...hascreechha, hescreechhe! #FaeJock

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

Fae Pumps!

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

He's a crook!

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

@stewartmillar1 @IanReid_ you better watch your cheek, ya wee cunt.

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

“@stewartmillar1: @IanReid_ finally found my dream job. Writing Carnoustie rugby match reports!”
This young bastard after my job! #savejock

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

Ref, yir a PILLOCK!!

[hk @hubertkobosz]

@Tesco yes, I bought six eggs at your store in Goodmayes and two of them had no yolk in them :(

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

Rugby bus trip tomorrow. Smashing the young cunts in the boat races wearing nothing but a gowfers gamble over each nipple #itsnoagamble

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

Happy new year! #itsstillnoagamble

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

Rough night tonight, gowfers everywhere! #itsnoagamble #eeksiepeeksie

[Jock Talks @JockScreech]

Changed days, allowing fucking gingers in the club...next thing is, they'll be allowed to vote! #GingersHaveSole