Jock.

Our planet comes first. Voted in 17 elections...Always left.

[Amanda. 🇵🇸🇱🇧🏳️‍⚧️she/her Free Palestine @AmandaPalestine]

National toll road plan held up even as government faces funding hole. Apparently this is due to capacity constraints. Firing huge numbers of public servants has consequences! Now they’ll probably hire consultants #1TermGovernment https://t.co/I2PnVBOqKn

[David Attenborough @fandom_david]

We worry when the smoke reaches our lungs.
But every wild animal out there has no way to close a window.

[Jock. @Jock_F]

@DarrenWatson_NZ @tukakimatt He is scum and belongs fucking nowhere.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Here's my idea for a crackdown on benefits.

Check the bank accounts of the rich, especially the billionaires.

If they haven't paid their tax, tax them and throw them in jail.

Then there will be loads of money for pensions and benefits.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Anežka Kašpárková spent most of her working life as an agricultural worker in the small Czech village of Louka.

Retirement didn't slow her down. Instead, it gave her a new purpose.

Well into her 90s, she could often be found with a small paintbrush in hand, carefully covering

[Paul Campbell @MoonbaseOtago]

Kupe is a tug in Port Taranaki

[Paul Campbell @MoonbaseOtago]

Winston screwed up naming his missing boats - boats in AoNZ have to be registered with unique names - in the Maritime NZ online register "Kupe" and "Cook" are not available because presumably they are already taken

[Ginette McDonald ONZM @McDonaldGinette]

Bird flu.We are ruled by incompetent clowns in NZ with no sense of public service. A big dead bird on Lyall Bay dog beach tonight camouflaged by rocks.Dogs will get at it and get https://t.co/dTfhMjNv52’s been reported to DOC who deserve better
lawmakers. Vote them out

[dr mike #ToitūTeTiriti 🍉 @Larry_Ligar]

“Just wait and see what happens” appears to be the full extent of the govt’s planning and preparedness for everything from fires, floods and pestilence to pandemics and earthquakes. We should get used to the fact that they have not, in fact, planned for any eventuality

[Chris @canderlodge]

Starry-eyed Tourism NZ buried the downside to fund its $8m Michelin gamble https://t.co/HUad4ZA4Wz
The 'guide essentially guaranteed the award of at least 1 star to a restaurant if the NZ Govt paid its (previously undisclosed) $1,901,250 fee'.
So Luxon paid Michelin $8m not $6m!

[nic @grqntt]

"but i would like to say, finally, if this is terminal, it's been great to know you. goodnight." im crying i can't-

[Anni3ru0k🌈🐾 @anni3ru0k]

So Paul Henry was just a sad distraction from Tim Jago? ACT is the party of pedos.

He won't last long, he's way too rich to be associated with pedo protectors and rejects of society.

He's a sad state of affairs and even Aussie hated him.

Fuk off showpony.

[Jock. @Jock_F]

@HanumanKiJaiHo @nzfirst @actparty In some ways more responsibile than Luxon as both of them play him as the fool he is.

[🌼 Random Kiwi 🌼 🇳🇴🇳🇿🇺🇸 @RandomKiwiNZ]

What a sour-faced crybaby!

@NicolaWillisMP

[Bison @Bisontwting]

Good morning to everyone except that tourist who almost got me euthanized

[nic @grqntt]

remember when sam neill made a series of funny skits called 'cinema quarantino' with other actors and actresses like helena bonham carter, timothy spall and many more to entertain and cheer people up during covid times 🥹

[Mauri @mauriceraiti]

What a fucking whinger. Even before any body knew the names of the new ferries Peters was already in defensive mode with his favoured sniveling wokesters description of those who may think Cook was a shit name. It fucking is you senile old cunt.

[AotearoaNZDeb @Daffwena]

He believed that direction meant New Zealand was moving closer to a health system like the US, "where you have an almost totally privatised healthcare system which is the most inefficient and the most expensive in the world".

[dr mike #ToitūTeTiriti 🍉 @Larry_Ligar]

I predict Paul #HenrytheHumanHerpes will disappear from the news cycle as quickly as Seymour's faux engagement and faux fiancé
They all serve their purpose to deflect - the cat on the table - then once he assumes we've forgotten, Seymour moves on

Davy - we *don't* forget!

[Paul Le Comte Toitū Te Tiriti @five15design]

Has the racist Minister @SimeonBrownMP resigned yet.

Suggesting Māori experts in their field they are only there because of the colour of their skin & co-governance?

Utterly unforgivable

#MedicalCouncil