최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ.

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« RP · MC · Mʏsᴛɪᴄ Mᴇssᴇɴɢᴇʀ. » —#ℰʙɪsᴜ.

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

❝ ᴰᵉᶠᵉᶰᵈᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᴶᵘˢᵗᶤᶜᵉ˒ ⁷⁰⁷˒ ᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵉʳᵛᶤᶜᵉᵎ ❞

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Ｈｏｗ ｄｏ⏤ ?

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

Whines.

"Han Jumin, you're just upset that me and Elly match more than you two do~!"

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

Slides in, cat ears on.

The fedora persona has been left because he does not plan on being an atheist soon.

Nyas~.

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

He shall now be known as

ℱｅｄｏｒａ ｍａｎ．

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

Comes out in five fedoras.

She's not tall enough to knock all /these/ bad boys -

Insert villain laughter.

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

Picks it back up, only to put it on sideways.

Now it looks even worse.

"You can't stop fashion!" https://t.co/TJh3ahrG3k

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

THAT WAS A GUCCI HOUSEHOLD.

OFFENDED GASP. https://t.co/e6Ahq5hyk1

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

Slides in with a fedora propped on top of his head.

Tips it like a gent...at his computer.

"M'lady, tis been awhile."

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

Looks left, then right.

Hence not spotting anyone, he starts doing the choreography of TT.

Please, end this suffering.

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

Waves noodle hacker arms around.

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

Deadt.

"I'd say I'm swimming with the fishes, but I'd like to think the fishes are swimming with me."

Since when do deceased talk -- https://t.co/fwgKuksNvv

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

The redhead decides to act along, jumping in place in overreacted fear and excitement.

"Oh god! That! Firecracker! Sure! Won't! Stop!" https://t.co/bhKXeJ70oh

[—ᴘᴀʀᴋ sᴇᴏʏᴜɴ 「박서윤」 @RESETTl]

Feels bad and panics- shifts her eyes. "Uh…"

Sits by the dead firecracker & makes exaggerated hand-gesture explosions. "BOOM! POP! WOooO—!" https://t.co/TEWckYAvDF

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

That's not how the story goes, but /hey/.

S o d a .

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

Has failed as a friend.

Drops to knees like Juliet when Romeo died.

"Why has thou forsaken thee~?"

Drinks Dr. Pepper as makeshift poison. https://t.co/ByiepuGDeD

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

His pride has been hurt!

Pulls out another firecracker and lights it quickly.

Drops it, only for it to make a pitiful crack.

/Sob/ - https://t.co/vuCOj04N28

[—ᴘᴀʀᴋ sᴇᴏʏᴜɴ 「박서윤」 @RESETTl]

Snorts. https://t.co/Iy3zxFqu3q

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

Lights a firecracker and throws it away to make a dramatic entrance.

It doesn't pop.

Yet another failure.

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

Starts doing a chant of apologises that kind of just blur together. https://t.co/Q5Sn28yRSJ

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

Lightbulb goes off!

Slides the half full can of Dr. Pepper.

"I got this!"

[최세영, Sᴀᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ Cʜᴏɪ. @JocoseEnigma]

Would offer Rae some chips.

But he ate them all.