jody

Specializing in sarcasm, winged eyeliner, and dad jokes • she/her

[jody @Jodes773]

Hi my name is Jody and I just tried to plug my water bottle into my phone charger.

I’ll take “I’m Exhausted” for 1000, Alex

[jody @Jodes773]

I deleted twitter a year and a half ago but I have one legacy and it’s this photo thread and there was an update today so it’s my duty to come back for this one purpose only

[jody @Jodes773]

I was inspired to make this by a conversation at work and honestly I can retire now cuz it’s never gonna get any better than this

[jody @Jodes773]

And we’re back baybeeeeee

[Collin @collincampana]

Somehow, HOPE feels good in a place like this. 💙

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

It’s constantly hard to tell if Colin Jost covering Olympic surfing in Tahiti is an SNL sketch or a serious journalism assignment

[jody @Jodes773]

@sculjaboy @souljaboy @pikaso_me screenshot this

[jody @Jodes773]

@gmecoiinsol @gmecoinsol @pikaso_me screenshot this

[jody @Jodes773]

@gmecoiinsol @gmecoinsol That's really great

[jody @Jodes773]

@gmecoiinsol @gmecoinsol @TweetHunterIO screenshot

[jody @Jodes773]

@ThomaasC I’m SHOCKED

[jody @Jodes773]

@ThomaasC Sir. I trusted you.

[jody @Jodes773]

@ThomaasC That’s the one 😂

[jody @Jodes773]

@ThomaasC Moved forward last night!

[jody @Jodes773]

@ThomaasC The ceremony itself is at 7 eastern, so whatever that translates to for you!!

[jody @Jodes773]

@JamesonBoyce @mazoagogo Update @mazoagogo we got our tickets

[jody @Jodes773]

@JamesonBoyce @mazoagogo 👀👀👀👀👀👀 MARISSA YES

[jody @Jodes773]

@martnye Is it I hate those bastards o’clock?

[jody @Jodes773]

@EmmyQuins I’m…concerned

[jody @Jodes773]

@EmmyQuins UM, WHERE IS STOP AND WHERE DO YOU BELONG? https://t.co/pqnN9xiEJo

[jody @Jodes773]

Just got out of Mean Girls and watching @greyhenson perform Stop cured my depression

[jody @Jodes773]

@martnye Omg 😍😍😍