Jodie

[Jodie @JodieWatkinsonn]

I have so much to start saving for but I just cannot stop spending money on complete shite that I don't need

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

Ignorance is bliss ✋

[Daragh @DaraghFleming]

Once again for the fellas who don’t get it:

If you were attacked by a dog you would of course know that not every dog will attack you. But you will never know which dogs will attack and which won’t, so you’d be wary of all dogs

(now switch out ‘dogs’ for ‘men’)

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

i say “i don’t give a f*ck” and then cry at night

[Holly Mcallister @holllymc2thea]

I would never tell anyone what to do on this subject if you want the vaccine get it but if you don’t it’s so wrong for something to be forced on you like this it has all just went way too far you should always have a choice and you shouldn’t be punished for your choice

[P. @msalli_]

Quickest way to lose me is inconsistency and poor communication. I hate that so much

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Humans should have work 3 days a week max & the rest should be for vibing

[katie🧃 @katiemedleyy]

dizzee rascal was right. i wake up just to go back to sleep

[Breffini Byrne @ByrneBreffini]

Asking a customer for their phone number and they say it in the fastest way possible fucking relax like 3 numbers at a time I did foundation maths

[Bobbie @Bobbiebcook]

How do people actually get through their day without coffee ????

[MK @megankeeenann]

The satisfaction u get going to sleep on a Saturday night knowing ur gonna wake up fresh on a Sunday morning is unreal

[gaga @bbygagaxo]

Hot girl summer is remembering to take an antihistamine every morning 🌱

[M @m2palmer]

“do you remember what you did last night” has got to be the worst sentence you can ever hear

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

telling someone they need to ‘put some meat on’ is exactly the same as saying someone needs to lose some weight, yet somehow it’s somehow seen as acceptable when ‘skinnier’ people get those comments.

[ambs @ambphillipsx]

My alcoholic tolerance is pathetic. Literally can’t even hack hangovers

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

“Your password is weak” you should see my will to live pal