Jodie Boyce

✨ Just another weirdo floating through time trying to figure out life ✨
She/her

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@pizzahutuk ordered a pepperphoni. God something like this happens everytime, now no dinner. Lost all faith tbh.

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@UberEats love being charged more than the bottle says

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@Morebusco Have done. Thanks!

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@Morebusco hi I left an item on a bus this morning - do you have a lost and found? (It was a pink vape on an M1)

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@MythicalChef @trevorevarts Do this but like....good. I could send you one but may go mouldy in the mail bro

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@MythicalChef @trevorevarts It's not discontinued it's just sad. The UK veggie burger. Please make it GOOD

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@supershayne

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Be the zucchini you wish to see in the world

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@Jowowowow I'll give you 50p and a half eaten block of cheddar for it

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@Jowowowow Obvious exaggerations do not apply*

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@Jowowowow Why is it that I've not used this twitter in like four years and nothing about this tweet surprises me

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@AmberLovellLand All of the above

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Give my dice page a follow y'all. #SupportSmallBusinesses

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@BCPCouncil And I guess that will be spent on hostile architecture rather than help...

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@supershayne You must be a soap taster. I WOULD NOTICE SHAYNE. WHAT WOULD GO ON MY TACOS.

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I had a dream I was back in a maths class but sat with the @smosh guys. Me and @DamienHaas kept talking to eachother in 'mindflayer' voices. Then I was supposed to do something funny with a science coat and I woke up. Ok brain.

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@homebargains why is it that when visiting one of your stores yesterday that not one of the 7+ members of staff I saw working were wearing a mask? Nor were most of the customers?

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@BCPCouncil Always on the signs by the cooperative charminster and also seen the orange flyers pasted over signage in town centre and westbourne. I remove them myself when I can, but some are super stuck n they just get replaced! :( Thanks.

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@BCPCouncil are the council going to do anything about the abundance of anti-mask and anti-vaccine posters being pasted over all of your public social distancing signs? Seen all across Bournemouth.

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@AsdaServiceTeam I won't be going to a store for this, we are in a pandemic. The gross thing is also, quite obviously, now in the bin. Do not require a refund, but I'm just disgusted. Thought should be bought to your attention 😷

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@AsdaServiceTeam opened my lil kittens PATE food, began to break up in her bowl and found this???? I'm not sure I even want to know what it is. I'm so, so grossed out