Kids: What did you learn when you were in school?
Me: Oh, you know, the usual😄: how to write a check...how to search the card catalogue...how to use, uh, microfiche...😅
Kids: Wait, WHAT did you learn??
Me: Important life skills🤔
Nothing screams comradery quite like drunk women who dont know each other in a public bathroom all over again. I feel uplifted, rejuvenated, and secure in my femininity. Thanks for holding the stall door, Tiffany, Becky, and Jennifer. Y'all are the best. #MEMPHIS#drunkgirls
Geez, my ankles are really swollen. That's not good.
*looks again*
Huh. Nevermind. I'm just fat.
*finishes a cheesecake sampler* #fatty#chubby#lol#FirstWorldProblems
The detention of children at the border, and the consequent separation of them from their parents, is cruel beyond belief. Is this still America, or the months before Gilead in THE HANDMAID’S TALE?
Picking one lucky winner next week! Rare advance review copy featuring a brand new story by @StephenKing and a new novella by @joe_hill and much more! Edited by King and @BevVincent. Just Follow and RT to be eligible. Good luck!