JodySuh

Real mediocre girl shit

[Killer Mike @KillerMike]

The Greatest

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

Ah. July 20th. All the fireworks tonight make sense now.

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

#Bridgerton is just #Firebrand Lite.
Just like the N/A version of the spicy, full-bodied, #TheSerpeantQueen, are #TheTudors - ya feel me?

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

So far my 40s are just constant screens for cancer, waiting, worrying, being convinced u have it & then finding out everything is totally normal b4 u have to do it all over again.
Not complaining ab being healthy, this is just not, like, a hobby that I enjoy

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

K-dot riding for Serena is possibly my favorite part of that nuanced-ass song.

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

They certainly made no improvements to kombucha by adding alcohol I can tell you that much, my friends.

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

Someday these Orcas are gonna learn how to walk and then where you gonna go??? Space??

NOPE. THEY CAN GO THERE TOO

[Mad Men Quotes @MadMenQts]

A #MothersDay tribute to a “special angel”

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

What does it mean when your phone takes 27 picures of an antipsychotic medication from your pocket?

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

SKEE YEE!!

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

BREAKING: Former President Donald Trump tells reporters that he would "absolutely" testify in his upcoming hush money trial that is set to begin on Monday
https://t.co/DyoNzJO8oq

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

Do we go back to sleep or go dancing?

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

Fireball+milk=healthy dessert

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

I don't really get poetry readings at the burrito joint for a $12 cover on a Thursday night but hey, shine on Paducah. You crazy diamond.

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

Friend making $20/hr as a barista: “No worries bro, I"ll cover this one and you'll get the next one!”

Friend making $450k as a software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $3.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

My internet usage is either at a 0 or a 10. It's safe to say we're at a 12 this evening.

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

What is this town's obsession with The Katterjohn Building? Did I miss something cool?

[Dave Jamieson @jamieson]

A trio of Waffle House workers in Georgia went on strike this morning over the company's mandatory meal deductions.

Their union @RaiseUptheSouth has asked the Labor Dept to investigate Waffle House taking $3 out of their pay whether they eat or not.
https://t.co/3GvBO9uUI9

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

What is a "Ronna McDaniel"?

[JodySuh @JodySuh]

Just catching up on election news while I clean my toilet. #doublebarf