Philly Joe

I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire!

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

Dallas Sucks

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

You see the bat was never the mask Bruce Wayne was

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

No weapon formed against me shall prosper

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

Winston v Milton is the back up QB of the century

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

I’m trying to get bit by a zombie see what that’s like for a year or two

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

I care about people but simultaneously couldn’t give a rats ass what you’re opinion is

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

After much discussion & thought I don’t think Hank done it this way…

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

Is this a memory or a dream

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

Everything is high risk if your a fuggin pussy

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

Boobs are dope

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

I’m Joe McCulley and if you don’t like American Football than Fuck You

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

@DanSileoShow I can’t get my YouTube to let me log in but Jordan being played over first round pick Andre Dillard breaks your theory…

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

I said to the rabbit are you gonna make it?
I said to the rabbit are you gonna make it?
I said to the rabbit are you gonna make it? The rabbit said well I got to.

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

Dead behind the eyes

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

Being an Eagles fan is most fun you can have in a fandom

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

If I ever open a txt with “I mean this with all due respect” don’t read the rest

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

Mike Tyson once said God’s favorites are generally the devil’s favorite too

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

Dont be afraid I will not leave you alone

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

It is raining today.

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

I feel like an adult version of the rizzler but if he wasn’t famous and rich

[Philly Joe @Joe03MC]

The stock is at an all time low if anyone wants to buy it lmk