Joe

Family. Fun. Life. Laughter!

[Tripsitter @Tripsittermag]

If you’ve never tried shrooms before, making your own mushroom chocolate bars is easy.

You only need a few ingredients to customize the taste and dose to your liking.

A THREAD: How To Make Magic Mushroom Chocolate🍄🍫

[Joe @Joe08888]

@FabrizioRomano Lil cunt

[Joe @Joe08888]

@gibeygiblet96 Show us a pic of use cunts?

[DaddyNeedsCoffee 🇺🇦 🚴‍♂️ 🎨 🇪🇺 @DaddyCoffee73]

“The last time I said ‘Andy Burnham’, I was talking about my brother’s porn collection!”

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Probably would've been handy for England to have Saka on the pitch in a World Cup semi-final instead of Konsa crossing to Dan Burn. But at least he's been saved for the main event.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

When you hold the door open for somebody and they don’t say thank you

[Chris @prestonchris86]

First rule I'd introduce if I was PM; unemployed people are banned from leaving their house on a weekend.
You've had all cunting week to do stuff, leave the weekend for those who work and only get a day and a half to run errands.
Breaking of the rule would be death penalty.

[Roman Kemp @romankemp]

Seeing the waiter bring out food to the people who arrived after you…

[Jay @jsdhillon0788]

Me to my kids:

I’ve just cleaned the inside of the car. Let’s keep it that way for a week at least boys.

Them:

[Aaron Wiener @Wieneraaron]

"Okay, I'm done looking at my phone."

My phone:

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Your girl hearing the PlayStation beep 30 seconds after the argument:

[autist @litteralyme0]

How my dad looks at me when I don't want to help him move 1000kg of dirt at 6am on a Sunday

[Adam Keys @adamkeys_]

It’s such a shame Declan Rice doesn’t have more ‘football’ in him. He’s only won the Premier League this season, reached the Champions League and Carbao Cup finals, and the World Cup semi final whilst creating the most chances for England. Just imagine.

[Talmud Enjoyer 🇬🇧 🇮🇱 🧬 @jewndahalfmen]

England is now a Mediterranean country:

We have hot weather, a shit economy, and a good football team.

[Joe @Joe08888]

@StokeyyG2 He’s a twat

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

World Class ™️
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[Hannah - Apex Fitness Advisory @hannahapexfit]

If all I had was a set of dumbbells and a bench, these are the 7 Exercises I would use to get in the best shape of my life:

(Videos of each included)