joe

“unhinged unconscious stream of thoughts should sometimes stay on your twitter” -my therapist

[joe @Joe16andrew]

About 9 months ago I stepped on a scale and was pushing 293lbs and was just a walking unhealthy habit.

So cliche but fast forward today I did a fun 5k jog for charity that tbh I would have never even done if I was in shape with the mindset I had in Jan.

[joe @Joe16andrew]

@DanGambleAI God bless you Dan

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

I love smackin the fish tank at red lobster wake up y’all it’s time

[joe @Joe16andrew]

@ReporterTubb @MedicineHatNews Makes sense. Amazing what Willie and co have done to turn it around. Hoping and praying for a memorial cup bid with all this upcoming talent!

[joe @Joe16andrew]

@GoodLifeFitness canyon meadows may be old and run down but it’s my old run down gym with a poorly designed locker room ❤️🥰

[joe @Joe16andrew]

Just sinking in now that the dodgers middle of the order is something assembled out of a baseball anime movie. The fuck we doing allowing them to have Mookie, Freddie and Ohtani???

[joe @Joe16andrew]

@JoeyVotto Fergie Jenkins!

[James Tubb @ReporterTubb]

"Hey dad, what was it like that afternoon Shohei Ohtani was on a plane to Toronto to become a Blue Jay?"

[theScore @theScore]

Blue Jays fans drinking $60 beers at Rogers Centre next year if they get Ohtani. 😭

[Mike Wright @FFHitman]

Trubisky: from the dynasty waiver wire to 21.4 pts

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

This really does feel like an NFC Championship Game.

Great atmosphere.
Two teams that hate each other
No Dallas Cowboys.

[joe @Joe16andrew]

@MrJutz @cmcalgary Damn! Ok that makes a lot of sense w all the police around

[joe @Joe16andrew]

@cmcalgary tons of cop cars in south Calgary near Cranston/mckenzie towne area. Any idea or hear what it is?

[joe @Joe16andrew]

@cmcalgary Thanks for sharing at least! Was a concerning amount tbh.

[joe @Joe16andrew]

I’d gladly swim through a pool full of sharks with laser beams attached to their heads to see @JoeyVotto play 1B/DH with the @BlueJays next season. PLEASE. SPLIT TIME WITH VLADDY.

[Mr.Feeny @NorthernConfid]

@RapSheet @TomPelissero The alopecia assassin is on the move!

[joe @Joe16andrew]

@DRedWingsDJY @NFLFantasy @FFHitman @CardPurchaser I wish I had three IR spots but tbh filling the two have been enough for me

[joe @Joe16andrew]

If you hate an NFL player consider me your guy to help them get injured. For 50 bucks I’ll acquire your guy on my fantasy football team and they will almost assuredly get injured @NFLFantasy @FFHitman @CardPurchaser