Joe

(she/her)

[Joe @Joe314812]

deep in thought or deep in thot 🤔

[Joe @Joe314812]

am i depressed or do i need deep rest

[Joe @Joe314812]

my labubu attacked me call that a la-boo boo 🤕

[Joe @Joe314812]

if he can’t tell me the difference between a trebuchet and a catapult then i don’t want him

[Joe @Joe314812]

you call me dramatic, i call it having creative flair

[Joe @Joe314812]

yeah i know i quit but… times are tough out here 😔✊🏻 gawd help us all

and you know they say he forgives all our sins so you know what?
it is what it is sister 🫶🏻
jesus died on the cross for this orgasm so i might as well scream when i do it ✝️😔

[Joe @Joe314812]

*holding my vibrator between my pointer and middle fingers like a cigarette*
mama needs just a little bit to take the edge off you know what i mean

[Joe @Joe314812]

i don’t really wanna race my rat today

[Joe @Joe314812]

windows down. music up. friday at 5 pm. chicken burrito in my cupholder.

[Joe @Joe314812]

i hope you hang yourself with the heartstrings you plucked from my chest

[Joe @Joe314812]

date idea: we use youtube to teach ourselves how to read palms

[Joe @Joe314812]

there’s always something else that needs to be done and bc of my full time job, how can i have TIME to do my hobbies when i need to walk my fish and light the flowerbeds on fire and then pull the pin on the fire extinguisher and throw it into the flowerbed like a grenade

[Joe @Joe314812]

you bitches LOVE to sell packs of underwear with white and cream pairs but no black? fuck you

[Joe @Joe314812]

hello long time no pee

[Joe @Joe314812]

the worst thing ab living with your parents is your parents are there

[Joe @Joe314812]

sorry fashionistas i don’t own white sneakers i have anxiety

[Joe @Joe314812]

just got out of the shower, chillin, dryin off. sneezed and instinctively tilted my head down. sneezed all over my freshly clean body :/

[Joe @Joe314812]

looking out the window while someone else drives >>>>>

[Joe @Joe314812]

butt tired so i got starbies

[Joe @Joe314812]

my ex bsf who i hate posted “i’m on my last leg” and out loud, i said “good. flamingo ass bitch”