Joe A. Carrera

Smartass Emeritus, Writer of Great American Unfinished Novels, Pseudo Postal Worker, Professional Uncle.

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@HaleyCarrots Suggestions for your autumn playlist: Yo La Tengo "Autumn Sweater" and Jackson Frank's profoundly brooding "Milk and Honey." Feel the gloom.

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#MitchMcConnell saying he was going to "plow right through" permanently ruined both sex and plowing. #StopKavanaugh

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@KPGRRADIO Do you guys still broadcast on 96.7? I haven't been able to get you guys in weeks but fortunately there's a terrible country station there.

[Albertina Rizzo @albz]

This bus ignores “Stop” signs.

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@TheWave If you guys keep playing "Doctorin' the Tardis" then I'm definitely going to need some #ketamine

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@1031TheWave Chet said he's play Soft Cell if we were "good." Maybe if we'd been a little better he might have played a different one than the one we hear all the time. I'll try harder in the future.

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@HaleyCarrots Just wanted to say good luck with the baby! Congratulations on your wonderful piece on Laura Ingalls Wilder. (There's a new book out about her by the way.) And I read "the Man Who Was Thursday." Interesting but NOT better than Conan Doyle. Best wishes.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

This should continue until WH officials can only eat in the alley behind a Hardee’s https://t.co/v2ftl7l0Er

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

"GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE"

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

The name Ambien is thought to come from the word "ambient" or similar words in French. Ambient does not mean "prone to making racist comments," but it does mean "of the surrounding area or environment."

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[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Can ABC cancel my friend's baby shower?

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@1031TheWave Listening to Andrea talk about University health plans I was almost convinced she had health insurance. She's that good.

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@KPGRRADIO I hope #CulturedSwine will return next year. Friday nights just weren't the same without it.

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@KPGRRADIO Re: the last Andy & Big Tuna show. A 7 minute Death Cab for Cutie song and Peter Schilling's "Major Tom"in German. Only on #KPGR!

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@KPGRRADIO I'm sorry I missed Peachey's final show. I've been listening to her for two years and I hope she goes on to have her own podcast, work for public radio, and whatever else she wants. Best wishes.

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@cw_spn Okay Dean has killed Hitler and Satan so now all he needs to do is #ImpeachTrump and he can safely retire.

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@cw_spn The worst thing Michael did was making Dean wear that hat. He looks like he's about to play nine holes with Bagger Vance.

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@KPGRRADIO It doesn't take two mirrors to see that the Tuesday night couple aren't gonna make it.

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@KPGRRADIO I'm just glad I could be there when Peachey proposed to that guy in Michigan this morning. I'm sure they'll be very happy.

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I guess some days it is literally like pulling teeth. Are there any prayers you'd like us to say for you? I think you're good but I wanted to offer.