Joe Albanese

Writer—published in 12 countries. Books: Benevolent King, Caina, Smash and Grab, Candy Apple Red, For the Blood is the Life. Poetry: Cocktails with a Dead Man.

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All my books! Five crime books and one poetry collection. I hope you enjoy them!

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Kenny Albert reminds me of that mouse announcer from Space Jam that puffs out his chest so he can speak with a low, booming voice. #Giants #Jets

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Got my contributor’s copy of @GloveLitZine today for a poem I wrote. Lots of good writing in here. Awesome to be a part of it. #poetry

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@authorjjhanna I have six books out, 5 fiction books and one poetry collection. I’d love to be interviewed if you are interested. Thank you for the help!

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Poem I wrote on page 27(33). Awesome to be next to such great writing in this issue. #poetry #writingcommunity #TiptonPoetryJournal https://t.co/DX3wBg2t4X

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5-STAR REVIEW!!! First review of my erotic thriller, Candy Apple Red. #WritingCommunity #writerslife #amwriting #BookReview #bookreviews https://t.co/2Qmcmuzo2k

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@MeshellDowning @cs_ratliff I have the same problem. Most of my friends and family won’t even review my books. DM me if you’d like to do a review swap.

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@cs_ratliff Just got a letter from my publisher that said I made 33 cents last quarter!

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@NecessaryWhimsy October Dreams. Waiting for October to start. Obviously.

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All my books: Crime, Crime-Comedy, Poetry Collection, Crime-Horror, Erotic Thriller, Crime. I’ll email you a free PDF of any of them if you’ll review it!

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@storywhispers Makes sense, but I’ve always had success as long as the reviews are honest.

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@JazdzewskiTara I’ve written one erotic thriller, Candy Apple Red, and couldn’t get a single blogger to review it. Idk if me being a male played a role, but I always wondered. https://t.co/9biL77isg9

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I’m gonna try to work the word “autumnal” into casual conversation so people will think I’m either very intelligent or very douchey. #FirstDayofFall

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@luisjgomez Hilarious to me that no one understood that MadTV comment was a joke. And a comedian not getting it???

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@rickygervais What you fail to see is jokes, by definition, are serious....or something, idk.

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@mildredsfierce You seem like a real bore

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People say I’m not dangerous enough, but who’s here alone on a Saturday night eating brownie batter...WITH the raw eggs? This guy!

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@EllenRozek Thanks. Not looking for agents though, it’s already published. Now just looking for bloggers to review it.

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@KrisYatesWrites Eh, you seem like a bore.

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Got my copies of Benevolent King today. These are all my books. 5 fiction, 1 poetry collection. It’s not much, but it’s years of work, and they’re mine. #writingcommunity