ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ

𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛 // 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛 // 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝 // 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚛

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

Not gonna delete the acct cuz I don’t want someone to steal my handle but I’m out. 👋🏻

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

Finally nuking this account. Good lord, this place is a cesspool. If you see this before I bounce, find me over at @bluesky.

https://t.co/mHxD6c038z

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

Life imitates art. #formerbluecheck

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

Wow. Congrats to @the_sioux_chef!

https://t.co/aMfoNEuUCx

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

There’s a hole in the sun 30x the size of earth so the sky is pretty tonight. #coronalmassejection

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

@gregswan @AppleTV Ironically audio’s now working for me on Chrome but not on Safari.

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

@grokel25 @MNUFC @AppleTV @SKORNorth Yup.

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

@caitlinmcgowan So good. I might have to order a print of this.

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

@tytyjojo17 @jennynwene You anti-jinxed ‘em. 📈

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

@ziibiing I played 🐿️tube for my pup after her spay. Helped distract her for sure.

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

@TashaCMN The kor koo soup at Cheng Heng on Uni.

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

^fans

As far as I know none of the actual Vikings left.

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

We watched SO many @Vikings bail on the boys at halftime. Not gonna lie – we were 🤏 to joining ‘em. Stuck it out tho. #SKOLVIKES

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

@MnNiceFC @BotanyBrewFarm Cheers, brother.

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

Wilson, Knapp, and Menomonie, Wi; Not Italy, India and Bali.

But yeah — itchy feet, self-discovery, and quality food and drink… that’s the idea.

[Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @DearDara]

This is my Eat, Pray, Love for beer dudes—what happens when you have to start over, because of what your heart is telling you? But, and I can't emphasize this enough: You're the king of Millenial beer dudes.
https://t.co/tiLvmnnGvK

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

I believe. @BlackHartSTP

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

@DearDara One of my favorite sip and snack places on the planet: https://t.co/2NyqbXdnWD

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

@88mugsy88 See above.

[ᴊᴏᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴏɴ @JoeAlton]

@_omgigi_ I’ll start the bidding at $25.