Joe Blauberg

This is the little corner of social media where I talk about comic books and pro wrestling. Oh, and sometimes I'll talk about history too.

[Joe Blauberg @JoeBlauberg]

Deleting this app off my phone. The account will still be up, but I won't be around much. This app is run by a rich attention-starved fascist clown, and I don't want to participate in his vanity project anymore, and you shouldn't either.

Look for me at JoeofX on Bluesky.

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Dear @MarvelRivals ,

The X-Men need a healer to make an all-X-Men team work, might I recommend a Doug Ramsey & Warlock combo like how the Cloak & Dagger character work?

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@TrueKofi and @AustinCreedWins were right about @WWEBigE . Bobby Heenan had a broken neck for years and still showed up to work every day for his family. Big E? Nowhere to be found. #WWE #WWERaw

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First time I've opened Twitter in days, I'm thinking about deleting it altogether. I've been enjoying BlueSky a lot, though. Follow me at JoeofX there.

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Hey @WWEgames , they say the perfect wrestling move doesn't exi-

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Trying to kick Twitter for a healthier environment. Follow me there.

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To add: you guys should look up MAGI while you're at it, its the only way poor people can get medical assistance and its directly tied to the ACA.

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@TrueKofi @RonKillings Did he think you were Koko B. Ware?

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The character creator in Dragon Age: Veilguard lets you make thicc slutty dudes, and so I made this absolute unit.

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When Trump said he wanted to deport all the illegal immigrants, they thought he was talking about white people.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: 64% of Native Americans voted for Trump.

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I got a whole-ass X-Men team instead of a Fantastic Four line-up

[Martin Sanchez @MarSanJ47]

You are put in charge of the next Fantastic Four comic run. The four characters you land on must make up the team. Who’s on your Fantastic Four team?

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Rook needs new hobbies #DragonAgeVeilguard

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I dragged my ugly middle-aged ass out of tiktok retirement to make this video on the election.

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DC is not centered around Superman, and hasn't been since the 70's. You could have said this about Batman from 2015 to 2020 or so, but not anymore.

Birds of Prey, Green Lantern, Harley Quinn, The Flash, all titles that thrive without any involvement from Superman.

[f i t . @FitMarshmellow]

If Marvel's worldbuilding is built around the line "the world outside your window!"

Then DC's worldbuilding is built around "the world outside Superman!"

[Joe Blauberg @JoeBlauberg]

When Superman was created in 1938 Kansas voted fir Democrat FDR in the last 2 elections. So...no.

[Wiggler is Catholic (Florugo Florúguez) 🇻🇦 @WigglyCath]

Superman is a country boy from a rural Kansas town. Does anyone honestly believe he wouldn't have voted Republican?

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A weird bug in Dargon Age: Veilguard changed my character's gender identity to a man, so I decided to embrace it and change his appearance to fit his new truth. #DragonAgeVeilguard

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The most important part of a Ghost Rider comic is that it has to look cool.

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I see a lot of my fellow millennials trying to throw Gen Z under the bus by saying "we always voted with compassion" and "we weren't radicalized by YouTube," but if we didn't all skip the 2010 midterm election we would have actually had the progress we need today

[thatonemaddy.bsky.social @thatonemaddy]

Watching Gen Z men veer right hits different for Millennials. We lived through Columbine, 9/11, the Iraq War, 2008 crash, 2016 election, covid, abortion bans, & now this. We watched institutions repeatedly fail us while older generations selfishly protected the status quo. 🧵1/

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy