Joe Boeding

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[Joe Boeding @JoeBoeding]

Twitter trying to find ways to save the #mprraccoon

[XThreeee • XHL @XeryHighLife]

I understand being excited about GTA 6, but man the corporate dick eating gotta stop dawg😭

[Middle Eastern Affairs @OpsHQs]

"In Albania, the situation has completely spiraled out of control.

The Albanian people are calling on all celebrities to speak out publicly about them. Amplify our voice to the world. We will not accept the occupation of our land by the United States and Israel."

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

At some point he's gotta stop suing everyone and just take some damn accountability.

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

The NFL is declining to hold a Supplemental draft.

Here’s the statement by the league:

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

Gaza apparently is in the Iran final deal.

Iran is out here fighting for humanity, you just gotta salute them at this point 🫡

israel is getting thrown to the wolves, beautiful.

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

This is a really good rule.

Try it out on Loki, Draco Malfoy, Hannibal Lecter, and Killmonger. You'll see how totally correct the DeVito rule is.

[Ruben Ayala @littleruby18]

Do not lob Trout into this, in 15 yrs in the league he has never said a damning word about anyone and has never used his beliefs in an attempt to disgrace others, simply being religious isn’t a problem it only is a problem if you choose to weaponize it to validate hate

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Billy Mitchell has shared his thoughts on ‘Regular Show’ in a new tweet:

“F**k Mordecai and Rigby.”

The gamer previously attempted to sue Cartoon Network over an alleged parody portrayal of himself in the series, but the case was unsuccessful.

[Marvel Updates @marvel_updat3s]

Ian McKellen on Magneto destroying New Jersey in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

“[The Russo Brothers told me to] make it look as if you hate what you’re destroying. So I stood there and I shouted: ‘Mar-a-Lago!’”

(Via: https://t.co/SBX6B2cWWp)

[Warner Bros. @warnerbros]

Welcome to the hunt, Anya Taylor-Joy. The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum only in theaters 17 December 2027.

[Big 12 Conference @Big12Conference]

Statement from the Big 12 Board of Directors:

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

I wud but im not an underage girl

[Douaa 🃏🇩🇿 | WC Season ⚽️🏆 @douaamcfc]

Got my teams in Kansas. I will be the biggest overseas fan of them. However, I apologise to my sweet Americans bc I can't call it soccer, it's football for me 😔 anyways tell me where to learn about them and where to watch them online.. ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!! 🥳🥳 from an 🇩🇿.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Kansas band learned the Algerian national anthem to welcome them for training

This is what it’s all about

[Johnathon Hayes KFOR @JohnHayesNews]

#BREAKING: Okla. Attorney General Gentner Drummond is asking the Big 12 to sanction Texas Tech following the Brendan Sorsby gambling fallout.

“My office stands ready to assist the Big 12 if Texas Tech's leadership attempts to punish the Conference for doing the right thing.”

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

@kjwooten87 Probably Kansas City

[Variety @Variety]

Josh Hutcherson says the new #HungerGames movies won’t become “some odd spin-off that loses itself” because “it’s the whole same group of people” making them:

“And, unfortunately, it’s still a very timely issue with authoritarian governments and uprisings. Young people need to be educated.”

Elizabeth Banks adds: “I heard Maya Hawke say, ‘I’m down to be in some anti-fascist propaganda.’ And I was like, ‘Hell yeah!’”

Stream the full episode on the @CNN app: https://t.co/BHk9j8xDe5

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

When #Pixar asked me to join the cast of #ToyStory 5 I said “only if I can play a potty-training device called Smartypants.” The rest is history. Congrats to the whole team and thanks for having me along.