What God would allow this?

Family, Politics, Heavy Metal (in that order)

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

TRUE FACT: It's not actually a crime unless you recite the words, "OK, so quid pro quo right now, let's do a crime together".

Then it's a crime. Unless you were only kidding.

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

@MetalChris It was a helluva show. Loud af! @ADeerAHorse were pretty great too.

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

@3vanSutton @DCist Oh for crying out loud, those are pretty cool too. Gonna just save this one for later.

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

@DanikaXIX WAIT, Wait. 3rd time reading this and I think I'm getting it. I think it has something to do with Star Wars.

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

@NYDailyNews @C_Sommerfeldt This must have been sitting in the hopper for while, just waiting for the right day to drop it.

Either that or your graphics people are lightning fast.

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

@postsecret @Hyatt @HyattConcierge Don't forget to "allow 7 business days" before they stop sending you s**t.

Who's running their promotions department, Colombia House?

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

@MorningEdition @USCIS @rachelnpr Oh man, I really thought that was an Onion headline when I read it earlier.

There is no irony anymore. And no bottom.

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

@davidfrum "Did you catch when Trump was doing that weird Korean accent"?

"I didn't notice. I was stuffing my face with caviar and tax breaks".

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

@MetalChris @neurosisoakland @930Club I was literally about to call the box office and ask for set times.

You guys are a goddamned public service.

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

The .@nytimes has a spectacular profile on Nick Cage, calling him "Hollywoods greatest surrealist actor".

They've obviously never met Eric Andre, the cast of .@broadcity, or anyone who isn't just an ironically BAD ACTOR.

#NotTheBees

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

@MetalChris "Itza me, your go-to Scapa Goat"

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

They're comin' for your COD: Black Ops, bro!!

[DC Heavy Metal @MetalChris]

I have to laugh to myself as I imagine the GamerGate bros coming to the realization that their god Trump is now going to do more to attack gamer culture and censor video games than Anita Sarkeesian or Zoe Quinn ever could have.

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

Deleting the last of my mp3 files now that .@Tool is FINALLY streaming.

I'll STILL buy their new album on double-gatefold 180g transparent merge vinyl when it drops next month. Cuz I'm an analog nerd.

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

LIVE from tonight's #DemDebate...

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

I've been to a few Baseball games lately and I can't believe some players still use "Welcome to the Jungle" as their walk-up music.

When I get to the Majors I'm just gonna have a recording of Axl Rose vomiting into a bucket.

That'll get 'em pumped.

#Goals #MLB

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

Just took a ton of acid and swore I just saw Gandalf in the #CatsTrailer.

I must be as high as ALW was when he dreamt up all this loopy s**t.

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

@IdeologicOrgan Like Rockabilly, but more modern and honestly corrupted.

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

@wmata Should we expect more trains, since they'll be spread out from Silver Spring to Glenmont, or the same number just chugging along?

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

@wmata Metro: Back to Meh...

[What God would allow this? @JoeBonoDC]

@IdeologicOrgan An extra $0.25 at the DOOR?!? C'mon!!