Joseph Buck

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

First week of the internship. Corporate is actually just goy daycare. Do any companies do real work or does everyone just sit on Microsoft Teams and pretend all day?

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

Seamster made out with a transgender in Guatemala

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

Imagine how much better the world would be if local shops and marketplaces had Maps by Maroon 5 playing at a soft-to-medium volume at all times

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

I fucking love farting

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

Dancers are 10% the prettiest blondes you’ve ever seen in your life and 90% “Oh my goodness please return to the cave you crawled out of this morning and continue the eating the frogs, worms, and toadstools that resulted in such a disfigured appearance”

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

Muslim dudes lowkey have the setup. They can just wear skinny jeans, Armani shirts, and cheap cologne and still never to worry about anyone stealing their girl because they’re covered in giant bedsheets all the time so nobody has any idea what they look like #Conversion #Mecca

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

Gal next to me at the airport bar ordered an extra filthy gin martini and was streaming F1 highlights on her phone. If she wasn’t 12 years older than me I might ask to take her into the handicapped bathroom with me #crippled

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

I love the first few warm weeks of the year when all the underclassmen with toned butts and smooth legs decide to lounge all over random green areas on campus pretending to read while really just soaking in the glare of both the sun and the male gaze #freshmen

[shay kleeh @kleehshay]

everyone i know drinks in such incredible quantities that i cannot imagine how hard other generations were drinking for gen z to be the death of alcohol

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

Can’t wait until I’m an old man so I can loiter butt naked in gym locker rooms and expose my crusty penis and old wrinkly balls to the youngsters #decentexposure

[Norm Cruise @normposter]

Bonqueefa Johnson invented being loud in a restaurant in 1890. #BlackHistoryMonth

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

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Iran sinks the entire israelie navy by glueing a penny to the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea

[Marcus PorkChop Beckham Jr. @bigmarcusbbq]

My plans for this snowstorm include watching my DoorDasher hydroplane into a telephone pole then calling ice instead of an ambulance

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

Imagine the paradise that would exist if every Indian, black, and transgender woman you passed was instead a fit blonde german with piercing blue eyes and healthy birthing hips. In fact, I think one guy did imagine that but for some reason the world turned on him…

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

Whichever one of the Indian gym workers at Carmichael that had the ingenuity to place the treadmills and stairmasters directly in front of the chest fly machine should be granted permanent citizenship in the United States. This is what the H-1B was created for. #Hyderabad

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

Do dentists tell every patient “you have beautiful teeth” or is that just me? Is this like the stripper saying she really likes you or are my chompers just that nice? Either way it makes a fella feel good, but it really makes you wonder

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

Ryan Clark wearing a zip-up sports coat with his own logo on it is an insult to fashion. First off, nobody wants a Ryan Clark branded anything, much less a blazer with a fucking zipper. ESPN needs to make Scott Van Pelt dress his co-hosts. Classic menswear from that guy.

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

The Mississippi State University uniforms for the Duke’s Mayo Bowl are the sorriest creation an athletic department has ever ideated. Full black uniform with white numbers, Times New Roman Font, no accent color, alternate logo. This is what we get allowing a 5-7 team in a bowl.

[Joseph Buck @JoeBucksLeftNut]

The people at the mall who are speaking anything other than English should be banned from entering until after the Epiphany. Go celebrate Kwanzaa and leave Santa alone #HabariGani