Joe Carton-Kelly

[Joe Carton-Kelly @JoeCartonKelly]

@Ankaman616 Bruno Fernandes will win the golden boot

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Some of the worst operators getting riled up about that new England kit because they want to re-legislate who this England team is for. Then by proxy, they can sneak in a conversation about who the country is for and who they think should be allowed to partake in it. Grim.

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

🚨 Full statement protesting the potential re-inclusion of Mason Greenwood

[performative world cup enjoyer @bootcutgenes]

The Oppenheimer marketing team has an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

[Steve Wilson @Wilsonfooty]

As commentators on MOTD, we have decided to step down from tomorrow night’s broadcast. We are comforted that football fans who want to watch their teams should still be able to do so, as management can use World Feed commentary if they wish.

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

[Joe Carton-Kelly @JoeCartonKelly]

Well this is incredibly depressing

[The Guardian @guardian]

BBC will not broadcast Attenborough episode over fear of rightwing backlash https://t.co/1bJoNgUFxa

[Joe Carton-Kelly @JoeCartonKelly]

Would be kinda funny if Dortmund win the Bundesliga this year and City don't win the prem

[Dan Slott @DanSlott]

Adult Swim, cast Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd, you cowards.

[Luisa Neubauer @Luisamneubauer]

THREAD: What is going on in #Lützerath?
In Germany, a small village next to a giant coal mine has advanced to become an epicenter of the global struggle for climate justice. Today the eviction of the the village has started. But this is not "just" about a single village. 1/

[Joe Carton-Kelly @JoeCartonKelly]

A confession: Having seen the Netherlands squad selection I mocked Van Gaal for the two big men selected. I'd just like to apologise to him, he's clearly much smarter than me #NEDARG

[Joe Carton-Kelly @JoeCartonKelly]

@HarrieSilver Century trilogy by Ken Follett. Historical fiction set across the 20th century

[Joe Carton-Kelly @JoeCartonKelly]

Just heard my first "its coming home" of the year... tis the season

[George Eaton @georgeeaton]

A graduate earning £50k will pay a *higher* marginal rate (51%) than someone on £150K (42%)

A graduate earning £25k will pay a 40% marginal rate, just 2 points less than top earners.

[Gordon Brown @GordonBrown]

1/
Having been promised an energy price freeze, millions will be shocked when hit with a 25% rise in fuel bills in October.
5 million kids risk being pushed into poverty, with charities having to stop feeding the hungry so they can help the starving.
We have to act.
[THREAD]

[Alex Collinson @Alex__Collinson]

Ofgem have confirmed that the energy price cap will hit £3,549 in October.

This means that between October 2021 and October 2022, the price will grow by 178%: 35 times faster than wages and 57 times faster than the standard benefits payment.

[Enough is Enough @eiecampaign]

Enough is enough. It's time to turn anger into action.

Join the campaign to fight the cost-of-living crisis.

https://t.co/1SeHcIXdMr

[Joe Carton-Kelly @JoeCartonKelly]

@freyz When washing leeks at work I discovered that wet/soaking leeks have the most satisfying smell. bit of a weird one but so true

[Isabelle Westbury @izzywestbury]

A story in four parts. #itscominghome