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@K1ngCully
Joined September 2014
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132 Followers
21 Posts
So many geeks around colchester credit : @harryJlee96
BREAKING NEWS : Joesph Cullum contract at Colchester sixth form has been terminated
'Oi, my mum fully clocked that I smoked the herbal bruv!'
Merry Christmas hope everyone has a nice Christmas lunch
'Play me some Techno you dirty Bastard'
Joe Cullum starter pack
'Bit of leng, bit of leng'
'I actually want to speak to a leading scientist about the universe and be like: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BRUV?'
I don't cut shapes,shapes cut me.
The moment you realise you missed tribal this weekend
'I'm a lover not a fighter'
'I fap aggressively'
'Oi nice phone bruv, where did you get that, a fucking happy meal?'
'I'd dip it in my Nan for 90 grand'
"Tribal goes in mayte"
'My nan has no hands and she could roll better than that'
'That would go in geez'
"I'd rather sit in my room and get dollied than do that bruv"
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