Joey Jumbotron 2.0

[Joey Jumbotron 2.0 @JoeCunetto]

I want to die in a Atlanta strip club

[Joey Jumbotron 2.0 @JoeCunetto]

Why does Davey Havok look like Nick Mullen?

[aarøn. @ayroned]

Bill Simmons comparing watching Steph Curry to getting domed up, is why he’s him

[Fitzy Mo Peña @FitzyMoPena]

No one has ever been dunked on harder than Woody when this dude hit him with the “HOWDY HOWDY HOWDYYYY”

[Joey Jumbotron 2.0 @JoeCunetto]

@Kimbo_Land Thank you!

[Joey Jumbotron 2.0 @JoeCunetto]

Playing The Vandals- Happy Birthday To Me at the VFW wasn’t as cool as I thought it would be

[Joey Jumbotron 2.0 @JoeCunetto]

I’ve heard a lot of sounds in my 35 years and none of them were engineered better than tonights @newfoundglory show. Everything in my body was Max..ed out. Truly something special. 1000/10

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Me and Cameron Brink this off season

[Joey Jumbotron 2.0 @JoeCunetto]

Took Lupin to the vet and he has 2 “big and aggressive” tumors that can’t be removed and they gave him “a few days maybe” don’t know how that works but I’ll be busy making steak and eggs for every meal for him until the time comes. I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

[Joey Jumbotron 2.0 @JoeCunetto]

@FrankCrappa I don’t think we’ve literally ever done that but I do love making dreams come true 😎

[Joey Jumbotron 2.0 @JoeCunetto]

I miss the Eureka Denny’s so much

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

I had to do it 🫡

[Joey Jumbotron 2.0 @JoeCunetto]

I get high on sending certain, specific friends sports things I see online and seeing if they even respond.

[Joey Jumbotron 2.0 @JoeCunetto]

I worked at Pizza Hut for like 15-16 years and there was a solid couple of stretches during that time that’s all I ate, so now if I don’t have it every couple of months I feel my body shutting down.

[Ryan Kennedy @TheRyanK]

Elmo’s dad just standing there like a chump, watching Larry manhandle his son. Guy is all Sesame, no Street.

[Joey Jumbotron 2.0 @JoeCunetto]

Cigs inside, it’s a movement

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

How I feel when I'm secretly dominating the TouchTunes at the bar

[Joey Jumbotron 2.0 @JoeCunetto]

@Kimbo_Land dan knows they are always invited here! doesn’t even have to ask!!! mom would be PUMPED

[Joey Jumbotron 2.0 @JoeCunetto]

listening to the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack and in the hot tub at 7:00 am on a saturday 😎 tis the season!!!