Joe Dafoe

Really trying not to be another garbage person on the internet. Come with me and we can do nerd stuff together. Or, y'know, whatever.

[Joe Dafoe @JoeDafoe]

I AM SO DONE WITH GAUSMAN! It was a year ago that I tweeted this, and it's still fucking true! A one-hit game last time out, oh, better give up a GRAND SLAM this time!

Fuck his inconsistencies. Time to go.

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@rmm4pi8 Last few starts is generous. Last few years is more accurate. He's as inconsistent as they come.

I can't count the number of times I've groaned at an early game multi-run homer given up by him. In fact, that's how I know he's pitching most of the time.

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@Merrydawg Some of y'all missed the joke and it shows.

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@AlexanderLoucks @BrandonPerna She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.

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@Support @whiterabbit1670 The matter is largely resolved, but I would appreciate follow up.

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@Support I believe my other account @whiterabbit1670 is under attack, please be in touch with me as soon as possible so that I might recover it.

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@duolingo I do not like the energy system put in place, and neither does my son. The hearts are already enough of a problem for people trying to learn.

You lost sight of your goal, which was to spread language learning; not to squeeze everyone for their money. Do better.

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@Dannythemenes @TO23av2 @MLB That's all you have? I don't need to play in order to know the rules.

https://t.co/28dW0V25Jj.

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@Dannythemenes @TO23av2 @MLB So did what you said. That's an out. Foot doesn't have the ball when it touches the bag. He's in possession of the ball when he makes contact with the base. That's it. That's the out.

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Deviled eggs and superpowers.

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I saw a cheeseburger swimming in French onion soup, and thought, "Why? That's just stupid."

Then, I gave it a moment to stir around in my brain. Why not take the onions from the soup for the burger, then reduce down the soup stock for a gravy for fries?

FFS, no brioche please.

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@sour_sneakers @ridethevibes29 @TalkinBaseball_ Reading a bit lacking on your part, I'm afraid.

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Is anyone else not getting comments or having them replaced by an AI summary of the video on @YouTube?

This is not a caching issue, I've cleared it several times. This is them messing around and it needs to stop.

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Treachery and rebellion are two sides of the same coin. Conspiracy tinted by perspective.

Follow none who would mislead you. Lead none who would betray you.

But never walk alone.

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Oh no. After a few no clock runs over the past week, I decided to trophy chase. I now have one G3 left, but I still need to finish Golshi Week. Now that I've finished almost all the trophies, I can't even remember how to get a decent run. I can't remember my legacies or cards...

[Joe Dafoe @JoeDafoe]

I was reminded of this race last night.

https://t.co/SMmuFbBD5g

[Joe Dafoe @JoeDafoe]

We'll see after the weekend.

[whiterabbit gaming @whiterabbit1670]

I might be back. Maybe.

[Joe Dafoe @JoeDafoe]

@itsnyavt You did great tonight. Don't take the bad runs too hard, they happen all the time. Glad I could help, but you can let me know if it's too much.

Trust your instincts. You'll get a good ending soon.

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I'm starting to wonder if warning labels were a bad idea.

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As someone who was in the industry for over a decade, let me tell you something. The most unrealistic part of Umamusume: NO INQUIRIES!

I've had so many damn interference non-calls... both ways! There are so many points where I'm like, "where are the judges?"

Ah well.

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We now return to our regularly scheduled brand of existential dread.