Joe Sixpack

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@BalanceBF The other day I was seeing red tank silhouettes in the killcam when I was killed by infantry.

Ghost tanks. Only possible explanation.

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@OnceRedacted @hippojuicefilm

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@hippojuicefilm That’s your job, sugartits. You don’t even have to do it, you just have to write it down. You get paid better than the line cook actually dealing with it too.

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@OnceRedacted @hippojuicefilm You’re right, some of them are drug users.

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@afoxwith2tails People who weren’t even an itch in their dads’ balls when the original games were released calling people tourists cuz they don’t know what words mean.

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@VeryEvilAsh My favorite Road Rash memory was hitting a post and soaring across the finish line in Road Rash 2

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@NotDocMartin43 @FreddyLA7 A suicide soda from the freestyle machine would send you to the backrooms.

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@FivesComma8296 @NickChaps96 I’ve gotten a good rate there once or twice that made it worth it, especially for Food & Wine Festival, but the parking situation and fees are pretty awful.

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@LumpyTheCook Fallout 76 isn’t going anywhere because there isn’t gonna be another Fallout game for at least another decade if not longer.

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@ClownWorld I remember when they used to wipe up something like that immediately at Chipotle. If anything fell into another bin they’d scoop that out immediately too. The line was always spotless. Don’t know when or why that stopped.

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@KILLTOPARTY The duality of man

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@AntonHand Chicagoans punching the wall rn

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@JUSTcatmeme

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@MPCArchivist It’s covered in a viscous sugar sauce, that’s how.

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@JUSTcatmeme

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@OfficialFBMA Two brothers… in a van… selling kool-aid pineapple.

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@JUSTcatmeme

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@DAKKADAKKA1 Unironically mocapping a fucking cube, obviously.

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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl If anyone reacted negatively it’s probably because she said it in the most bitchy, condescending way she could muster.

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@ThatJakeKid91 I’ve gotten in on a couple late flights after the terminal has pretty much closed and it do be like that.