Joe Dirt

It's a wig. I was born without the top of my skull.

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@TheNoelHdz You know I'm like a bird. Actually more like a hard-ass pterodactyl.

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@tiedye_princess Life's a garden, dig it?

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@HazelEyes1995 Any idea what it's like to be a kid and have nobody around to talk to? no one that cares if you're alive or dead?

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@luccronier That shit'll buff out.

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@JordanBancroft4 This ain't no haircut. This is a wig.

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@A_Hayes86 I wish I knew what happened that one day at that Grand Canyon place.

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@enricovaldes1 I saw a snail over there. He said,"That thing's slow, it ain't moving fast, it's boring, dull, I'm yawning."

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@MaintainMarcus For some reason, and I have no idea why, Brandy always wanted to hang out with me. And I had Charlie, so that was cool.

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@libby_stout What's up?

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@libby_stout Well I didn't know she was my sister when I kissed her, so it's not my fault. And she's one of the hottest girls on the planet.

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@jaeleighx3 Now this in't no flapjack, I'd go easy.

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@OGJake100 They're larging and charging, looking for chickies.

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@j_neece So later on today I'm pickin up my Hemi Roadrunner. That's right. I said Hemi.

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@dcb24 Life's a garden, dig it?

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@Dominickkidman After that, I spent time with people who worked on a farm. I learned cows don't find bottle rockets as funny as I do.

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@itstawnyd I hit pay dirt when I got a job with a traveling carnival. And that's when things got a little weird.

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@iAmGeret Is that right? Yeah I am kind of an outlaw through and through, baby.

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@Lou_Pacino - That's a snail watching that.

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@JHarner00 I'm not messing around. I hit it and it goes bang. All right?

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@FoyBoy_25 You know, society's got no hold on this outlaw.