Joe.

Helping keep white people unhip since 1983. All my best tweets come when I'm pooping.

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

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[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

@EASPORTSNHL Awful proud of a game where this kind of dumb thing happens.

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

@wyshynski https://t.co/L0nProakUr in case you want to mix things up.

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

@NYRangers @wyshynski Do you think Patrick Roy will call the Bruins to congratulate them on getting Holden?

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

When @realDonaldTrump gets elected, I'm going to shred my identification so he'll pay for my trip off this sinking ship.

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

I think that gender based wage inequality ought to be illegal. I also think women shouldn't be allowed to drive. Let's make a deal.

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

I don't know when it happened, but I've surpassed the age where I feel like I could go back in time and beat 12 year old me at sports. Lame.

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

One day someone is going to find out my secret: I didn't coin the phrase "Bless this mess." And what I actually said was "Eat poop, Steve!"

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

Recovering from the most intense #InternationalWomensDay I've ever experienced. 24 hours is a long time not to subjugate a gender.

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

http://t.co/3mnp8sfXgT loot crate!

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

@JenniferFallsTV I saw this commercial and thought it was a joke satiring sitcom ads with clunky exposition. Oops.

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

I have something like 130 followers. @KarlRove is probably the most famous. Also the worst human being. And ugliest.

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

@Buccigross Harry Carey is shaking in his grave.

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

Commercial air travel is miraculous. It took settlers months to travel as far as we do in a few hours. I guess what I mean is I hate youth.

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

@norm4x I see no flaws in your logic. I guess all that's left is to buy a big truck and park in two handicapped spots.

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

@norm4x you got the first part right.

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

@ChelseaVPeretti I misread your name and almost said something terrible to you like you were @chelseahandler

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

I'm still waiting for "The Most Interesting Man in the world" to do anything but talk about what he doesn't always do. Fucking fraud.

[Storm The Dog @Storm_the_dog]

The #StanleyCup playoffs serve as a great reminder to the world that hockey still exists for a few minutes during #SportsCenter

[Joe. @JoeEdiger]

Men in Western Oklahoma are about as good at parking as women are at driving. Interpret that how you want.