Joe Errington

[Joe Errington @JoeErrington]

Yesterday I followed @Official_MRLP, today I got this email. Probably laughed more than I should have. #GE2015

[Joe Errington @JoeErrington]

@joelliam how hard would it be screenshot this?

[Joe Errington @JoeErrington]

@jennyfrankart Ctrl-C Ctrl-V.

I would judge but that's what I spent most of my day doing.

[Joe Errington @JoeErrington]

@jennyfrankart Just heard about this today. Looks like after 8 years they've still not filled that marketing position.

[JJH @JoeHill_]

Parklife described in one photo

[Empire of the Kop @empireofthekop]

Boro fans singing 'Sign on'... A town with a history of unemployment who've being shafted by Tory governments. Have a think, lads. #MIDLIV

[Joe Errington @JoeErrington]

@joelliam @LFC @Robbie9Fowler Jim Davidson?

[Joe Errington @JoeErrington]

@MikeLaVercombe So my crush isn't going to text me because I forwarded that message onto 10 friends?

[Joe Errington @JoeErrington]

@joelliam @danfis When I was a kid there used to be a chippy van drive round the villages. Cumbria is lightyears ahead.

[Joe Errington @JoeErrington]

@joelliam @danfis Congratulations, you just invented the burger van.

[Joe Errington @JoeErrington]

@joelliam The fuck you going?

[liz gerard @gameoldgirl]

Just in case you thought there wasn't enough anti-foreigner material being bandied about. Here's a cutting from Thursday's Express #migrants

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Sky News tracked down Sir Philip Green to ask him about the collapse of BHS. He wasn't very happy about it... https://t.co/Y1FhmuL5LX

[Kristyan Benedict @Kristyan_B_]

Celtic fans were warned not to display Palestine flags by UEFA - that turned out well. Respect indeed....

[Martin O'Neill @DrNostromo]

Why don't we ever have a programme about tax avoiders? Because they are powerful enough to stop it being made

[Joe Errington @JoeErrington]

I've lived through Djimi Traoré, Andrea Dossena and Aly Cissokho, but Alberto Moreno makes me want to jump in front of a train. #AFCvLFC

[Mainz 05 English @Mainz05en]

Liverpool 4-0 Barca
Mainz 4-0 Liverpool

Good job we're only in the Europa League this season, hey @FCBarcelona? 😉

[Joe Errington @JoeErrington]

Win or lose, I'm sure Boris Johnson doesn't appreciate you knocking his door at 4:30 in the morning. #Brexit #Leave

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Re-e-wind"
The waiting crowd cheered "Bo Selecta"

[Police Scotland Horses @PSOSHorses]

Stirling and Kilmarnock met a little friend called Bridget at Dumfries with her rider Belle.

[Joe Errington @JoeErrington]

@00digital These, but I just need something to get them from the table.