Joseph Evans

Yeah I'm that guy you wish you knew, sports car driving, hardcore gaming, outdoor loving psychopath; so good luck.

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

Is it wrong that I have cried more over losing my uncle than my grandmother? I think it has more to do with the thought that he gets to be with his grandson who we lost at 2 years old to cancer... so it's almost happy/sad tears. #ImSoConfused

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

@lisawinterx @Discovery @discoveryplus Those poor, poor mini-bots… my 7 year old daughter (and 2 days) actually started tearing up during your sketch lol

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

@bridgetjboo Series**

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

@bridgetjboo Have you heard of “Where is the line?” Podcast it’s a great in-depth serie.

[Reed Timmer, PhD @ReedTimmerUSA]

Hey @Discovery let’s bring back Storm Chasers. There are a lot of knock off series out there. Only Team Dominator can do this right. Let’s do this.

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

@FoxNews You mean Jan 6 committee ruins the lives of people who actually attacked the problem, not homes and businesses of the innocent…

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

@showout_zayy0 Just remember you have some of the most dedicated fans in all sports behind you!

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

@MayaOppenheim T'aint that a shame...does this mean the Romanian authorities need to send @GretaThunberg an email?

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

@clownworld I mean they're black, just not as black as what she see...

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

@NovaRockafeller I do! My kids need learn the world was once a hard, cruel place; and sometimes you need to suffer to enjoy the finer things like mommies and daddies extra stuffing. #SorryNotSorry

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

@THEDOOSKIE pretty sure @KStateMBB is gonna have to replace that hoop during halftime after those 2 super slams!

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

Me waiting on my @amazon package that says arriving January 6th 2023

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

@bridgetjboo The family's last name is literally Heeler...lol

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

To the lazy crackhead parents that sent your kid to school with the flu even though you both stay home all day; I fucking hate you. #Influenza and #autoimmune do not mix!

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

@hailwv5 Moonshine isn't the only thing to bring a teardrop to my eye

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Last night, the Senate passed a $858,000,000,000 “defense” budget.

No one asked “how will we pay for it?”

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

So I'm now in the dog house but like in a attached to the house kinda doghouse. I deactivated my wife's electronics and changed my email and password for @amazon before ordering her Christmas present; does that make me an asshole? #sorrynotsorry

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

This shit right here lights a fire of hatred in my soul...instead of actually helping him you stop and take a picture for some fucking likes. I've volunteered with homeless shelters multiple times and not once was I tempted to prey upon them for social clout. #ShameOnYou

[The Dalbo Dog @Dalbodog]

A lovely photo of homeless man keeping 2 puppies warm on a cold night. I'm sure they are helping him too..❤️🐶💙

[Joseph Evans @JoeEvans09]

@UberFacts My wife only knows English...